Punishment!

dak

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
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Even though Catholics in space are weightless, do they have mass?
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A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
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Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
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It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

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Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.
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His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.

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I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand.
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It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
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Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.
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They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted.
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While stealing from a blood bank, the thief was caught red handed.
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.
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The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
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To heir is human.
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It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
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kev_s88

was having to read them the punishment??? lol

i joke i joke :D