Why do all jokes now get stars even if they are crap?

slumped

It seems that all jokes posted here get lots of gold stars even though some are crap and some get no replies!

Thoughts anyone?

aidan_walsh

Because the charter says rate with stars. Low rated posts with 5 stars will get 5 stars. Help even the balance by giving low ratings and throw the average.

slumped

it just means the system of rating does not work!

obviously people (like me) cannot be arsed to do this and as a result 95% of threads get 5 stars.

Just an observation.

S

kaimera

Not the rating systems fault yore lazy is it?

If you took the time to click the thread, it's all of maybe 5 seconds to rate it.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Haha because of my vote this page lost 2 stars!

Me am so smart!

Oriel

Nothing wrong with piping up and saying a joke is ****e to be honest.

kev_s88

i think Slumped is upset because he cant think of any jokes to put up

Mossin

You mean that what he said wasnt a joke?? :eek:

slumped

kaimera wrote: »

Not the rating systems fault yore lazy is it?

If you took the time to click the thread, it's all of maybe 5 seconds to rate it.

I'm not lazy.

Just don't see the point.

Toots

Oriel wrote: »

Nothing wrong with piping up and saying a joke is ****e to be honest.

Yeah there is, it's in the charter!:rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

This thread has what seems to be the warrented amount of stars.

slumped

slumped wrote: »

It seems that all jokes posted here get lots of gold stars even though some are crap and some get no replies!

Thoughts anyone?

because you touch yourself at night!:D

Hagar

It's not every day we get a mod come a-trolling.

OP you are welcome to post jokes, cartoons, funny pictures whatever.
However if you wish to continue posting please do the posters here the courtesy of reading the Charter and post accordingly.

Pal

You the man H !

anybody got any good knacker jokes ?
now they're my 5 star jobs.
love em

folan

do what i do, post the stars! most bad jokes have a 3 or less rating, so its not hard! now, this joke i dont like, so low stars! rocket science for the masses!

Pal

thanks for the knacker joke on PM Rocky.
can't post it here.


here's my riposte



Knacker getting married booking his hotel room for the wedding night.

"Room for me wedding night Boss ?"

"Suite ?" says the hotel manager.

"Yeah Boss. I'll have a sweet"

"Bridal ?" asks the manager.

"No. She doesn't like bridles. I'll have to hold her by the hair !" says the knacker.

angelbabyk

BRAVE MAN JOKES.....


How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
> Marry It!
>
> What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
> A battery has a positive side.
>
> What are the three fastest means of communication?
> 1) Internet
> 2) Telephone
> 3) Telawoman
>
> How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
> They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
>
> How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist??
> Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
>
> How is a woman like a condom?
> Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
>
> What should you give a woman who has everything?
> A man to show her how to work it.
>
> Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
> Because you could easily fit another pair of boobs in there.
>
> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
> Put a nipple on it.
>
> Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
> Because they don't have balls to scratch.
>
> Why did God create woman ?
> To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
>
> Why do women fake orgasms ?
> Because they think men care.
>
> What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
> Nothing, she's been told twice already.
>
> If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what haveyou done wrong?
> Made her chain too long
>
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
>
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
>
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to standcloserto the kitchen sink.
>
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
>
> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>
> Why do men pass gas more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
>
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told
>
> I married a Miss Right.
> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
> It's called a Wedding Cake.
>
> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
>
> Women will never be equal to men...
> until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,and still think they are sexy.
>
> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

folan

theres some good jokes there! start a new thread with em!

Mossin

folan wrote: »

theres some good jokes there! start a new thread with em!

You mean like this thread :rolleyes:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055224324

slumped

Hagar wrote: »

It's not every day we get a mod come a-trolling.

OP you are welcome to post jokes, cartoons, funny pictures whatever.
However if you wish to continue posting please do the posters here the courtesy of reading the Charter and post accordingly.

No trolling at all here.

Just a few comments about almost every post here being rated *****

Obviously there are a few people using this forum that have no sense of humour!!

As for me......I'm funny in my own ways...

racso1975

As for me......I'm funny in my own ways...

+1

Hagar

Post something funny then. Double dare.