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Crappy Drivers!

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    #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Coming back to Dublin will always be depressing, on account of the absolute and utter ****ness of cackhorrible Dublin.
    If I drove to Dublin in a solid gold Veyron with wings atop my own private speed limit free 6 lane dual carriageway, I would still get as close as Kildare and get out, remove the numerous fellatio artists and pornstars from the car, send the million quid in the boot to my mum, carefully pack up my numerous Armani suits for the funeral, tell me good mate Jimmy Page to flag a taxi and hang myself atop the nearest tree before entering the bowels of that god-forsaken paradigm of so far up its ass its tasting teethness.


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    #33
    Biro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,091 ✭✭✭Biro


    shinny wrote: »
    Every clip or accident I've had with my Car has been caused by a man. That's why our insurance is much cheaper :rolleyes:

    Every clip or accident, eh?
    Well, I'm a man and I've had ZERO accidents or clips. But obviously, being a man I'm stupid and a danger to other road users.
    Tell ya what, how about you teach me how to parallel park then? :D


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    #34
    endplate
    Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭endplate


    Here's a website that's just for all those frustrated people who can't let it go

    http://www.****drivers.com/

    Oh where the 4 * are insert the other word for poo poo that starts with s


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    #35
    colm_c
    Registered Users Posts: 2,031 ✭✭✭colm_c


    Slutmonkey57b wrote: »
    Oooh a motorcyclist. Did they tell you who you'll be donating your liver to?

    Yup the name and address is written on the back of my license... :rolleyes:


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    #36
    Noelie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭Noelie


    shinny wrote: »
    The idiot who took off my front bumper while trying to edge out of a tight spot....a man, no other reason, being a man was enough.

    This isn't aimed directly at you Shinny more at women in general, but perhaps if you had of let the man out of the tight spot he wouldn't have hit you. I find it is women who generally won't let anyone out of a side road or give up any road postion.


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    #37
    sandyg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 254 ✭✭sandyg


    Its as easy as this

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_parking :D


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    #38
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    endplate wrote: »
    Here's a website that's just for all those frustrated people who can't let it go

    http://www.****drivers.com/

    Oh where the 4 * are insert the other word for poo poo that starts with s


    Let me fix that for you... :)

    http://www.shitdrivers.com/


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    #39
    Biro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,091 ✭✭✭Biro


    sandyg wrote: »
    Its as easy as this

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_parking :D

    I want to see this driving natural shinny do it though...


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    #40
    D_murph
    Registered Users Posts: 773 ✭✭✭D_murph


    Biro wrote: »
    Every clip or accident, eh?
    Well, I'm a man and I've had ZERO accidents or clips. But obviously, being a man I'm stupid and a danger to other road users.
    Tell ya what, how about you teach me how to parallel park then? :D

    :D:D:D true, and try and do it without holding up an entire street for a minute or 2 while continuously coming into the maneuver at an angle that a monkey would know makes it impossible to do it.

    oh well, if at first you fail try, try again............:rolleyes:


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    #41
    LuckyStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LuckyStar


    jester77 wrote: »
    Let me fix that for you... :)

    http://www.****drivers.com/

    That site is just a page of disclaimers?


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    #42
    Alun
    Registered Users Posts: 21,464 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    LuckyStar wrote: »
    That site is just a page of disclaimers?
    Try adding an 'e' after the 'excrement' :)


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    #43
    Biro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,091 ✭✭✭Biro


    D_murph wrote: »
    :D:D:D true, and try and do it without holding up an entire street for a minute or 2 while continuously coming into the maneuver at an angle that a monkey would know makes it impossible to do it.

    oh well, if at first you fail try, try again............:rolleyes:

    I suppose she'd only have so long to actually try to park though, cause some man would come and crash into her, as men are wont to do!


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    #44
    MCMLXXXIII
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭MCMLXXXIII


    shinny wrote: »
    The fool who ran into the back of me at the lights.....a man on his mobile

    The idiot who took off my front bumper while trying to edge out of a tight spot....a man, no other reason, being a man was enough.

    Every clip or accident I've had with my Car has been caused by a man. That's why our insurance is much cheaper :rolleyes:

    ..so basically what you are saying is that all of those men could have possibly only been in one accident, but you have been in multiple accidents. Coincidence?


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    #45
    shinny
    Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭shinny


    Biro wrote: »
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    Tell ya what, how about you teach me how to parallel park then? :D

    No problem. Parellel parking is actually very easy ;)
    I sat my test when I was 19 after driving for 6 weeks. Passed first time. No sweat. I also sat it in Wicklow and at the time, it had a pass rate of less than 40%.


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    #46
    shinny
    Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭shinny


    Noelie wrote: »
    This isn't aimed directly at you Shinny more at women in general, but perhaps if you had of let the man out of the tight spot he wouldn't have hit you. I find it is women who generally won't let anyone out of a side road or give up any road postion.

    It was in a carpark. I wasn't there when it happened. I came out of the shop to find 4 people looking at my car and a very embarressed guy with his head in his hands. He'd tried to get into a spot that wasn't really a spot.


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    #47
    shinny
    Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭shinny


    MCMLXXXIII wrote: »
    ..so basically what you are saying is that all of those men could have possibly only been in one accident, but you have been in multiple accidents. Coincidence?

    3 accidents in 15 years of driving (I commute to Dublin every day also) & yes they were all men. How can an accident caused by someone else be my fault? Strange logic. I've never run into the back of anyone (because I don't tail gate) nor taken off the side of someone's car.


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