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    #2
    Rowley Birkin QC
    Registered Users Posts: 6,230 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    Jizzlord, porn actors....hmmm?


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    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    it has nothing to do with me.
    i swear


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    #4
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Job prospects++ :D


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    Proxy
    Registered Users Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Proxy


    When God closes a door, he opens a window :D

    Gonna be weird having "Galway Porn" that will no doubt be all polish. Well they work everywhere else!!


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Just rang him

    Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

    No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up


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    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    snyper wrote: »
    Just rang him

    Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

    No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up

    Didn't realize it was for gay porn as well...:D


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    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,030 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

    I also have the face of a 12 year old.


    I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

    I also have the face of a 12 year old.


    I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.


    There is a sick joke in that statment .. i will refrain form posting it :p


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    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    snyper wrote: »
    There is a sick joke in that statment .. i will refrain form posting it :p

    you're no fun


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    ironictoaster
    Registered Users Posts: 4,143 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Well I am unemployed...


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Hmm, jots down number...


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    allot of soft porn stuff is filmed in Galway, so you don't need a huge lad on you. You don't even need to shave your sack cause no ones going to see it. :(


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    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hah! Sorry lads, 'tis a job for a professional and he's already hired!

    Still casting for the wimmen tho' ... I get right of veto. Any takers?
    snyper wrote: »
    Just rang him

    Me and my weapom are booked in for Wednesday Audition.

    No pulling the head off him this weekend, im saving up
    Ah, they mentioned something about a "cameraman's perk" all right ... :p
    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

    I also have the face of a 12 year old.

    I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.
    Snyper's perk? :D


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    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    kickoutthejams wrote: »


    I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.


    yes, it's called Thailand


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    walt0r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭walt0r


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

    I also have the face of a 12 year old.


    I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

    Pity you're built like a 12 year old as well.


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    Fey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Hah! Sorry lads, 'tis a job for a professional and he's already hired!

    Still casting for the wimmen tho' ...

    I'm offering practical lessons for any women interested in doing an audition to give them some practice.....:p


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    hada
    Registered Users Posts: 699 ✭✭✭hada


    i thought filming porn in ireland was banned?.... i had heard of "lepreporn", but wasn't that filmed in the north (with irish actors as far as I know...)


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    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    Fey! wrote: »
    I'm offering practical lessons for any women interested in doing an audition to give them some practice.....:p

    Good luck with that Dave! [hint] smoking area in CPs'[/hint] :D


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    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    according to matt cooper of today fm and my donegalese workmate lepreporn film in donegal


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    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    according to matt cooper of today fm and my donegalese workmate lepreporn film in donegal
    Corr-r-rect!
    Acidflash wrote: »
    [hint] smoking area in CPs'[/hint] :D
    Hmmm ... sounds like there's a story there?

    /draws up chair and pops can


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,251 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Popcorn?


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    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Thanks, don't mind if I do.

    Hush though, Acidflash has a story to tell us ... stay if you like, might be a bit risque though.

    /pats lap invitingly


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    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Thanks, don't mind if I do.

    Hush though, Acidflash has a story to tell us ... stay if you like, might be a bit risque though.

    /pats lap invitingly


    Beer and popcorn, nice!

    lets wait till blue_lagoon has gone to bed!

    seriously though have you not sen the smoking area in CPs, wahhhhhhhhhh!! Anything for a fiver


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    Jamey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 389 ✭✭Jamey


    Wonder has KD seen that ad? I reckon he'd be well up for it....


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    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Acidflash wrote: »
    lets wait till blue_lagoon has gone to bed!
    That never stops her browsing / posting ... :D
    Acidflash wrote: »
    seriously though have you not sen the smoking area in CPs, wahhhhhhhhhh!! Anything for a fiver
    Ah, generic comment ... I thought we were in for a personal (blackmailable) tale ... ;)


    Actually, haven't been in the mart in yonks, sounds like it hasn't changed much though!
    Jamey wrote: »
    ... he'd be well up for it....
    Personal observation?? 0_o


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    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    randylonghorn wrote: »

    Ah, generic comment ... I thought we were in for a personal (blackmailable) tale ... ;)

    Haven't been in there in a while either,hasn't changed from i've heard from the staff. no chance of a blackmaible(sp?) situation when you have no shame. :D

    Lets hear your story Randy!


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    #28
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Stories from the mart? Me?! Nah ...

    /checks B!ue's green light is off

    Well, not many, anyway ... >_>

    'course there was that one time in first year when some young blonde one from Spiddal or Inverin or out that way decided to put an end to our silly slagging about who was the better equipped by backing the three of us into a dark corner and judging for herself ... two got rejected, neither was me! (Isn't that right, Sean? :p)

    Twasn't my fault she found it difficult to put it away again, and eventually had to disarm it first ... ;)

    Not exactly on my list of proudest moments (funniest ones, yeah!) but hell, I was well-oiled, no-one was taking any notice, well, no-one I didn't know anyway ... apparently a certain "friend" was throwing ice-cubes at me on his best, but I don't remember that bit!

    Oh, and that's not a blackmailable story either, coz everyone I know in Galway who wasn't actually there has heard the story many's the time from someone who was!

    Shame, eh? Pfft! Shame is a luxury I retain for when someone actually gets hurt, which is something I would try to avoid ... but it has no place in ordinary everyday blowing off steam! :D


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    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    what you're trying to say is that you have a massive cock?
    love the avatar :D


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    stevecrow74
    Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭stevecrow74


    Jamey wrote: »
    Wonder has KD seen that ad? I reckon he'd be well up for it....

    i doubt he'd reach it :eek::eek::D:D:D:D


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    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    what you're trying to say is that you have a massive cock?
    Certainly wouldn't say massive ... well, not without my tongue planted firmly in my cheek, anyway! :p


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