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    #32
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,030 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    walt0r wrote: »
    Pity you're built like a 12 year old as well.

    Ow, my pride:(


    I'll go for me own payperview show in a country where people are small.


    I'll be the legal, tall 12 year old.

    I've always wondered whether pedos ever hired midgets and dressed them up as kids....


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    #33
    tristanc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭tristanc


    It seems odd not to specify gender in the ad. But I'd guess it's for women. I don't think anyone hires men in open casting calls except gay porn/solo porn for gay audiences/etc. If you want to be a straight porn star, get your own website and hire some women.


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    #34
    tristanc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭tristanc


    Oddly, googling "Irish Porn" brings up a boards post as the first result. Don't see any actual irish porn. "Naked irish women" or "Naked irish men" doesn't bring up any results either.

    Now I'm thinking there's a market. Who wants to go in with me on irishporn.com? We just wait outside supermacs at 3 in the morning, film from 330-530 nearby, and pay 'em in snack boxes and more liquor.


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    #35
    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    tristanc wrote: »
    It seems odd not to specify gender in the ad. But I'd guess it's for women. I don't think anyone hires men in open casting calls except gay porn/solo porn for gay audiences/etc. If you want to be a straight porn star, get your own website and hire some women.

    And, this is coming from experience? :D


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    #36
    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    tristanc wrote: »
    Oddly, googling "Irish Porn" brings up a boards post as the first result. Don't see any actual irish porn. "Naked irish women" or "Naked irish men" doesn't bring up any results either.

    Now I'm thinking there's a market. Who wants to go in with me on irishporn.com? We just wait outside supermacs at 3 in the morning, film from 330-530 nearby, and pay 'em in snack boxes and more liquor.

    I wouldn't say they'd need any payment whatsoever, those damn horny clubbers :p


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    #37
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    what kind of titles would these galway porn films have?

    Desperate spiddal sluts 7?


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    #38
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Filling her Spannish Arch 3?


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    #39
    Krieg
    Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    rkm wrote: »
    Filling her Spannish Arch 3?
    I almost fell off my chair. Can't top that :D


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    #40
    Fey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    Acidflash - haven't been in CP in nearly 2 years! I'd love to know what I did/said out in that smoking room, though (unless it was my normal CP perving...)

    Wrecking my head trying to figure out exactly who you are, too.... Staff or customer?

    As for titles - Debbie Does Doughiska???


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    #41
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,030 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    tristanc wrote: »
    It seems odd not to specify gender in the ad. But I'd guess it's for women. I don't think anyone hires men in open casting calls except gay porn/solo porn for gay audiences/etc. If you want to be a straight porn star, get your own website and hire some women.

    Tristan, yer a yank.

    Irish Porn would consist of pasty and chubby women.

    We wouldn't want that.


    Although I remember a post a while ago of something like Shagged in Ireland or F*cked in Ireland or something.


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    #42
    ethernet
    Registered Users Posts: 3,568 ✭✭✭ethernet


    Asbad wrote: »
    I almost fell off my chair. Can't top that :D
    "A Night in Busheypark" ;)


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    #43
    Fey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    Pirates of the Claddagh Basin


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    #44
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    Renmore then a mouthfull


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    #45
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,210 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    "Knockin' it inta Carra" :D

    "Deep within a Claddagh Ring"


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    #46
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    "Deep within a Claddagh Ring"


    Hahaha... brilliant!


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    #47
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    "Knockin' it inta Carra" :D

    Donkey punching?


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    #48
    tristanc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭tristanc


    DEmeant0r wrote: »
    And, this is coming from experience? :D

    I wish.


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    #49
    tristanc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭tristanc


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Tristan, yer a yank.

    Irish Porn would consist of pasty and chubby women.

    We wouldn't want that.


    Although I remember a post a while ago of something like Shagged in Ireland or F*cked in Ireland or something.

    Eh, most countries are full of pasty and chubby women. That's why most porn stars are 19, before they are too pasty and too chubby. Spray 'em with some fake tan, and they're ready to go ;)


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    #50
    harney
    Registered Users Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I'm 18, 6'1 and am well hung.

    I also have the face of a 12 year old.


    I'm sure there's a niche market for me somewhere.

    Could you put the 12 year olds face down and take 3 steps back sir. Do not at any stage attempt to discharge the weapon


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    #51
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    what kind of titles would these galway porn films have?

    Adventures of a Galway Hooker

    XXX Tales From the Mart

    Inverin Her Ass

    M'Oranmore Orgies

    Headfor(d) The Football Team


    The College Trilogy:

    Smokin' Joe's Big 'Un
    Moffett's Muffs
    Friars' Fantasies

    Buy the full set, get a bonus video:

    GMIT Up 'Er!!


    Oh, and for the fetish audience ...

    Jizzlord Does Bukkake

    and

    Redhairedguy Loses It At Last


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    #52
    inisboffin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭inisboffin


    ..and for our alternative viewers

    "Mutton Island"

    *stomps off, swearing not to post but unable to resist"


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    #53
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    inisboffin wrote: »
    ..and for our alternative viewers

    "Mutton Island"
    Lol! Nice one! And from such an appropriate username, too! :D


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    #54
    inisboffin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭inisboffin


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Lol! Nice one! And from such an appropriate username, too! :D

    lol!

    Truth in comedy! ;)


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    #55
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    inisboffin jones and the temple of poon


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    #56
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,097 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I got a part.


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    #57
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    so it's interspecies gay porn then?

    who would want to see you screwing a horse?


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    #58
    Zzippy
    Registered Users Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I got a part.

    Congrats!

    Now you just have to pick a good porn star name :D


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    #59
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,097 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    so it's interspecies gay porn then?

    who would want to see you screwing a horse?

    You would watch it and you know it.

    I'll be called hooty mc boob


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    #60
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I got a part.

    Strap-on or permanently attached? :p


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    #61
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Redhairedguy Loses It At Last

    Loses what? Wait... where are my keys????:eek:


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