Caught rapid (Contains sexual immorality)

PeakOutput

dont think iv ever actually been caught although iv done it in a playground in a dublin park but it was only the next day i noticed the infra red cctv cameras in said playground.

another time i was in my ex's living room with her parents and bro upstairs as she was sucking away. the door starts to open and i think i took a handfull of hair with me as i reefed her head up and started to button up. it was her ****ing cat though but my heart stopped for a moment as her brother is a big scary basterd.

one of my good mates was a t a party with me and all the lads and his girlfriend brought him into the utility room. it took us about 5 mins to realise the door wasnt closed properly and we had a pretty good view of her on her knees he looked up at one stage and just laughed. pretty sure she dosnt know to this day.

same people another time were doing the same thing at a party accept in the back garden a few lads went out ofr a smoke and the automatic light came on giving the whole kitchen an eyefull. yet again there was no stopping him.

i was gonna slag the class of some of the posters on this thread but just re-reading my post i think that would be a bit rich. dont know if im comfortable hearing the escapades of 15 yr olds tho

Dudess

I'm noticing a pattern here: why this need to have sex in areas kids play in?

Sherifu

Are you saying they're all paedophiles in denial?

orestes

Got dragged out of the ladies toilets in Bruxelles in Dublin for being in a cubicle with the ex going down on me. Apart from that I've never really been caught on the go, although I have been caught once or twice practicing on my own

Dudess

rkm wrote: »

Are you saying they're all paedophiles in denial?

To be fair, no. Just it's a bit weird to engage in the sexual act where kids play. "Daddy, what's this white stuff on the roundabout" or "Mommy, will you blow up this balloon for me" etc. But maybe it was just in the general vicinity. Still though, I presume it was late enough in the evening...

Sherifu

I was mostly joking I think it's because they're kids themselves and these places are empty at night.

Here_Young_Wan

Caught by an old women in....the garden of a church (yes I am goin to hell)
My ex bfs sister and a group of her friends caught us in some bush one Halloween when I was only in my teens, he ran at them with no trouser son screaming fu(k off!!! Was quite funny actually.
On the arm chair at my current bfs house by his Da who put the light on and stayed standing there for what felt like ages.

Dudess

Doesn't getting caught mean you didn't expect it? Surely if you're having sex in a house with others there (e.g. parents) you don't really think you're guaranteed to not get caught?

Nevyn

You can be in a house and depending on how private the room is ie you bed room compared to a pubkic rom ie the kitchen or sitting room and still be expecting to not be intruded on.

The level of expectation and risk rise and fall according to where a person chooses to have intimate interactions.

Dudess

Sorry, should have been more specific. I wasn't referring to the bedroom - imo it's weird to shag even in a bedroom in the parents' house, but at least you're entitled to privacy in your own room. However I'm talking about people shagging in the kitchen, living room etc.

Aisling(",)

just heard of one from my friend today...his parents had gone away so he and his girlfriend were making use of the opertunity to shower together...they then heard the front door opening and as the bathroom was downstairs they got very panicked he wandered out in a towel to find his aunty was there and shed been left a key to check up on him....a few minutes later while tryin to sneak his girlfriend upstairs they got caught both in towels

Nevyn

Dudess wrote: »

Sorry, should have been more specific. I wasn't referring to the bedroom - imo it's weird to shag even in a bedroom in the parents' house, but at least you're entitled to privacy in your own room. However I'm talking about people shagging in the kitchen, living room etc.

Yes but unless people are into the thrill of being discovered you will find they measure the risks and aim for a time when they think they will not be discovered.

Even those who enguage in dogging do it with some planned discretion.

fred funk }{

Dudess wrote: »

Sorry, should have been more specific. I wasn't referring to the bedroom - imo it's weird to shag even in a bedroom in the parents' house, but at least you're entitled to privacy in your own room. However I'm talking about people shagging in the kitchen, living room etc.

I think you have some issues Dudess. Although your opinion is highly regarded in this thread, this thread is supposed to be light hearted and fun and I think it would be if it wasn't for your self-righteous comments.

togster

OK Fred that has been pointed out.

Seriously WTF is going on here today....

Back OT.... monkeys have sex in public places all the time. Under-age monkey sex should be outlawed IMO it's having a bad influence on the impresshionable monkeys.

Also free monkey condoms for all monkeys.

MIN2511

Ha dude, check out the feedback..
AH is lashing out today

Nerin

Also free monkey condoms for all monkeys.

free monkey condoms for some
free miniature irish flags for others!

Dudess

fred funk }{ wrote: »

I think you have some issues Dudess. Although your opinion is highly regarded in this thread, this thread is supposed to be light hearted and fun and I think it would be if it wasn't for your self-righteous comments.

I'm just SAYING I think it's strange that some people would have sex in the living room when parents are in the house - I doubt I'm the only one to think that. I've done the sex in the forest thing, the sex in the sand dunes thing and it was great! But I wouldn't risk getting caught by my parents - even the thought of that is traumatising! I didn't think not going along with the crowd was a sign of having issues. People who do sexual stuff when they don't want to do it have the issues.
And again, blame the people who chose to post obnoxious, offensive stuff for causing this thread to lose its light-heartedness. As I said, there were some genuinely funny moments (like Quality getting caught by the guards) but then there was some really ugly, misogynistic stuff which people weren't challenging in case they'd look uncool, so I did.

togster wrote: »

Back OT.... monkeys have sex in public places all the time. Under-age monkey sex should be outlawed IMO it's having a bad influence on the impresshionable monkeys.

Ah now, not a fair comparison!

SimpleSam06

Well its not sex in public places, but the last day the missus (asian) slapped her friend's arse (also asian, and a dancer as it turns out) and complained that she had hurt her hand before grabbing a full handful of that.

Not exactly on topic, but I had to share.

bangersandmash

Thaedydal wrote: »

IF the girl was did not give informed consent and was not given the option of doing so and was not made aware of other people viewing until it was too late then yes I would think that she and her right to refuse and her right to privacy during a sexual act were violated and that was a nasty stunt to pull on any one.

To me the gender of the people involved does not matter, it could have been a guy blowing a guy or a guy giving oral to a girl and then had the persons friends arrive to have a look, lack of informed consent is wrong end of, it shows lack of consideration and respect for another human being.

Thaedydal wrote:

Location: behind you, in the dark, smiling...

Double standards much?

Nevyn

Dudess wrote: »

I'm just SAYING I think it's strange that some people would have sex in the living room when parents are in the house - I doubt I'm the only one to think that. I've done the sex in the forest thing, the sex in the sand dunes thing and it was great! But I wouldn't risk getting caught by my parents - even the thought of that is traumatising! I didn't think not going along with the crowd was a sign of having issues. People who do sexual stuff when they don't want to do it have the issues.
!

Well also blame the lack of sex hotels and places that you can rent out cheaply for a few hours or for a night.

Nevyn

bangersandmash wrote: »

Double standards much?

Honey the tag in my profile refers to me being certain people nightmares.
It does not mean I am a peeking tom.

Nerin

Well also blame the lack of sex hotels and places that you can rent out cheaply for a few hours or for a night.

they have them in Brazil if i remember correctly

RoundyMooney

bangersandmash wrote: »

Double standards much?

A tagline does not a persona or a belief make.

Pick up your straw man there, he just fell over.

Dudess

Yeah, come on. My location is loggin in BossArky (in pigeon Irish). I'm gonna state for the record now that I'm NOT, repeat NOT, a lumberjack in the great territory of BossArky!

Earthhorse

I think bangersandmash's comment was made in jest guys.

Dudess

I actually don't think it was...

Petey2006

I was going out with my mate's sister (yeah, I know). One evening he walked in on me and her. Well, me standing, her kneeling in front of me. Not my finest moment. But he should have knocked.

Dave!

Dudess wrote: »

I'm just SAYING I think it's strange that some people would have sex in the living room when parents are in the house - I doubt I'm the only one to think that. I've done the sex in the forest thing, the sex in the sand dunes thing and it was great! But I wouldn't risk getting caught by my parents - even the thought of that is traumatising! I didn't think not going along with the crowd was a sign of having issues. People who do sexual stuff when they don't want to do it have the issues.
And again, blame the people who chose to post obnoxious, offensive stuff for causing this thread to lose its light-heartedness. As I said, there were some genuinely funny moments (like Quality getting caught by the guards) but then there was some really ugly, misogynistic stuff which people weren't challenging in case they'd look uncool, so I did.
Ah now, not a fair comparison!

Yeah that's why they didn't challenge it.....!!!

Jesus weeps......

Dudess

The "you scumbag" posts would have clogged up the thread if it was "what crimes did you commit as a kid" but it's ok to be misogynistic or to trespass and litter private property repeatedly if it's to get your hole... :rolleyes:

Dudess

More the fact that he was kinda proud of it and others acted as if he was "de maaaan". Oh and the fact that he had his friends watch it. AND the fact that he was appalled by this girl but he still accepted head from her, but only SHE was the slapper. Etc.

Problem with a thread? Go to Feedback. There's a thread on it already. By all means add your two cents.

dr.bollocko

I think that the fact that this bit of posting riles up the mod blood a bit and comments need to be made. I dunno. Personally I love this thread more than I love cat pictures.
That's a big love.

WhiteWashMan

oh, im locking this thread on the grounds that there is just far too much wrong with it.

you want to go into the good ol ins and outs of being caught flagrante delicto, then I suggest some other forum.

AH may be one of the most open forums on the site, but its not your personal playground.
anyone has any complaints about that, then thay can fcuk off to the feedback forum. anyone actually has anything constructive to say, then put up a post on this forum and we can have a discussion about it.