Boards commandments

gerky

Come up with a set of commandments for boards I'll start with a few.

1 Thou shalt not piss off the mods/admins too much,for if you do they shall rain down a vengeance upon you.

2 Thou shall except that a good portion of threads aren't worth the internet their typed on possibly including this one and almost all with the terms p*ss,sh*t,pc,or words relating to foreigners in the title.

3 Thou shall possibly fear 6th who the gospels say shall bring a terrible vengeance to all his mockers upon his return.

4 Thou shall try to except that chances are your not going to agree with half the other posters.

5 Thou shall acknowledge that lolcats are just funny.

6 Thou shall relies that people that go on about how great they are and how much sex they have are usually lonely **** in real life.

add away.

ciano1

Thou shall not covet thy boardsies MA !

AlmightyCushion

gerky wrote: »

1 Thou shalt not piss off the mods/admins to much,for if you do they shall rain down a vengeance upon you.

Thou shalt have perfect grammar and spelling lest they face the wrath of spell czechs.

Post onto others, as you would have them post onto you.

Silverfish

Thou shalt not ask for aimbots or no-cd cracks or I will lay down mighty vengeance upon thee, and lo, though you walk through the valley of fear, you better fear, cos I've a headache and had a bad day, and let them hate, so long as they fear.


Amen.

Rb

Thou shalt not take rb_ie or the internet in general too seriously

ScumLord

Thou shalt not look at me, lest I kick your ass. Seriously don't eyeball me bitch.

Jay P

Thou shalt not post stoopid threads or ones which hath been posted many a time before

MsMolko

thou shalt "+1" to every reply that one deems agreeable.

Sleepy

Thou shalt not drag up old posts

Thou shalt not mention the evildoers who share their initials with McDonalds

Thou shalt not diss mustard

Thou shalt not enter into business transactions with bubbles

Baudelaire

Thou shalt be fearful of the fact that the girl you're flirting with is most likethly a dude

Honour thy wimmins and Brothers

Thou shalt not mention the Events that shalt not be named

Thou shalt not ask for medical advice

Dudess

gerky wrote: »

6 Thou shall relies that people that go on about how great they are and how much sex they have are usually lonely **** in real life.

+1

- Thou shalt post obnoxious stuff about women and boast about how cool you are for fukking someone on your neighbour's little girl's swing and leaving spunk dribbles on it, and thou shalt accuse Dudess of being on her high horse if she takes you to task on it because nobody else will and you deserve it.

- Thou shalt be a sheep and not dare to question the "normality" of 13-year-olds fukking.

Red Hand

The Mod is your Lord and God-do not take his/her name in vain!

Ruu_Old

Thou shalt not reregister to evade a ban lest ye wish to end up in siteban hell

Eoin

Thou shalt deliberately spell "the" as "teh", "funny" as "funneh" to show thy knowledge of internet typos in an ironic sense.

Thou shalt also say "tbh" often, lest anyone assume thou art a compulsive liar.

Thou shalt also say "that is all" to denote whence thine post endeth.

Sinfonia

Thou shalt not criticise any TV show upon the forum for which it was created, especially Lost.

Thou shalt join a local club or go travelling.

Thou shalt not offend religious groups by making parodies of their sacred laws.

Suaimhneach

Search for a thread before posting a new one if its topical, or ever, really.

Thou shalt <- crap.

the dee

Thou shalt learn the difference between accept, expect and except gosh darn it!

biko

Thou shalt consider posting in a regional forum before posting in AH
Thou shalt travel and/or join an evening course

connundrum

Thou shalt reads better than Thou shall.

Thou shalt not publically post PM's.

Thou shalt not make libellous statements about people, places or groups. Oh wait..

Adam

Thou shalt never forget that you are not your boards profile, lest you start yelling "ell oh ell" IRL tbh for funnehs...etc.

Amen/Kthxbye!