The to-the-jacks disappearing act

artanevilla

Goin de jax.

azezil

"pee pee time!"

or

"I have a MIGHTY NEEED to take a shíte"

punchdrunk

"sorry luv,there's a brown dog barking at the back door..."

Jay P

I don't like saying something if im going to toilet. It just seems really awkward, so I just assume they know where Im going. Granted, its awkward if you don't say anything, but only for them so it's ok.

*gets up and leaves*

Feelgood

answer-a-call-to-the-warden's-office
answer-nature's-call
answer-the-call-of-nature
bleed-the-liver
bleed-the-lizard
bleed-the-weed
burn-the-grass
damage-the-Doulton
do one's business
call-of-nature
cash-a-check
check-the-plumbing
cock-a-leg
cop-a-squat
dicky-diddle
diddle
do-a-job-for-oneself
do-a-rural
do-a-sweet-pea
do one's business
do-pee-pee
drain-a-pain
drain-off
drain-the-crankcase
drain-the-dragon
drain-the-lizard
drain-the-main-vein
drain the rad(iator)
drain-the-snake
drain-the-spuds
drain-the-suds
drain-the-vein
drain-the-weasel
draw-off
empty-one's-bladder
ease-one's-bladder
ease-oneself
extract-one's-urine
excuse-oneself-from-the-table
evacuate-one's-bladder
feed-the-dog
find-a-haven-of-refuge
get rid of one's/the bladder matter
give-the-Chinaman-a-music-lesson
go-feed-the-goldfish
go-for-a-snake's-hiss
go-into-one's-private-office
go-into-retreat
go-look-at-the-crops
go-potty
go-see (Henry, Johnny, Miss Jones, the Widow Jones, etc.)
go-tap-a-kidney
go-tiki
go-to-Egypt
go-to-pot
go-to-the-bank
go-to-the-can
go-to-the-crapper
go-upstairs
have a gypsy
have-a-jimmy
have-a-leak
have-a-run-out
have-a-slash
have-a-wet
have-Chinese-singing-lesson
heed-nature's-call
hit-and-miss
hit-or-miss
Jackie-Dash
Jerry-Riddle
jim
jimmy
Jimmy-Piddle
Jimmy-Riddle
Johnny-Bliss
kangaroo-the-dunny-seat
kill-a-snake
kill-a-tree
kill-the-grass
lift-a-leg
make-a-branch
make-a-coke-stop
make-a-deposit
make-a-phone-call
make-a-piss-stop
make-a-pit-stop
make-a-puddle
make-oneself-comfortable
make-pee-pee
make-water
make-wee-wee
Mickey
Mickey-Bliss
micturate
micturition
mother-nature's-call
mother-nature-calls
natural-functions
natures-needs
needs of nature
number-one
P
pass-urine
pass-water
pay-a-visit
pay-a-visit-to-the-old-soldier's-home
pay-the-water-bill
pee
pee-pee
pee-wee
perform-the-work-of-nature
pick-a-daisy
pick-a-flower
piddle
piss
pit-stop
plant-a-sweet-pea
pluck-a-rose
pluck-the-roses
point-Percy-at-the-porcelain
powder-one's-nose
powder-ones-puff
pump-bilge
pump-ship
rack-off
rattle-and-hiss
relieve-oneself
retreat-to-one's-sanctum-sanctorium
retreat-to-the-holy-of-holies
run-off
(the) second highest duty calls
see-a-dog-about-a-man
see-a-man-about-a-dog
see-a-star-about-a-twinkle
see-Johnny
shake-a-sock
shake-hands-with-old-Mend
shake-hands-with-an-old-friend
shake-hands-with-the-unemployed
shake-hands-with-the-wife's-best-friend
shake-the-dew-off-the-lily
shed-a-tear
shoot-a-lion
slash
sling-one's-drizzle
spend-a-penny
splash (one's boots)
spray-(the-bowl)
spring-a-leak
squeeze-the-lemon
squirt
stimble
strain-the-potatoes
strain-the-spuds
strain-the-taters
syphon-off
syphon-the-python
take-a-leak
take-a-legal-piss
take-a-pee
take-a-piss
take-one's-snake-for-a-gallop
take-the-dog-for-a-walk
tap-a-keg
tap-a-kidney
tiddle
tiki
tinkle
tootle
toy-toy
train-Terrence-at-the-terra-cotta
turn-on-the-sprinkler
twinkle
visit-Miss-Murphy (or Mrs. Jones or Widow Jones)
visit-the-chamber-of-commerce
visit-the-loo
visit-the-potty
visit-the-sandbox
water-a-hedge
water-the-daisies
water-the-dragon
water-the-lawn
water-the-pony
water-the-stock
watering-the-flowers
watering-the-roses
waz
wee
wee-pee
wee-wee (weewee)
whiz
widdle
worship-at-the-altar
wring-the-dew-off-the-branch
wring-the-rattlesnake .

Allison91

whats a glory hole?

AckwelFoley

I just tend to tell ppl im going to take a sh1t.

Mimikyu

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giddyup

Gowranistan wrote: »

I'm off to drain the proverbial snake. or i'm going for a donald.

Remind me of the proverb about a snake;)

Beekay

Usually say that i'm going to drain me fleshy tube

Dashticle

briantwin wrote: »

If im around friends a family -"Hittin the little boys room,i hope theres some little boys left!!"

If im around strangers, i just stand up, point at my crotch and bellow.

I lol'd.

Look directly at the person opposite: "Uh-oh."

whatsgoinon

going to shake the lettuce.

my grandda used to pick up his paper and say he was going to the house of commons to talk business with maggie thatcher, wouldn't see him for hours after