Valentine's Verses

Hagar · 10-02-2008 8:34pm #1

Valentines Day is almost upon us, please add your own verses to this thread.

Here's my favourite.

Roses are red
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish

FrCrilly · 10-02-2008 9:14pm

Roses are red,
Grass is green,
Your legs are so fine
and so's in between.

rocky25 · 10-02-2008 9:27pm

I stood beneath the Balcony,
A Rose between my teeth,
I threw You up the Rose,
And You threw back me teeth.

Author; Tommy Cooper.

looder · 10-02-2008 9:55pm

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your fl*ps,
Cos here comes my w*lly.

Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your sh*rt,
And show us your t*ts

roses r red,
violets r blue,
sex is great
but only with u.

Time will never change my love,
For you will always be.
The dearest most important thing,
In all the world to me.
And i will go on caring,
Just the same my whole life through.
Time will never change my love,
For it belongs to you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm allergic
Atchoo, Atchoo

times are hard
money is short
all i could afford
was this valentine day card

Capt'n Midnight · 11-02-2008 9:25pm

roses are red
violets are blue
most verses rhyme
but this one doesn't

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I Hate Flowers

Roses are wilted
violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and i chopped off your head

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boogers are tasty
and sticky too

Capt'n Midnight · 11-02-2008 9:30pm

Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch.

Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you’re told!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you.

Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.

h57xiucj2z946q · 12-02-2008 10:51am

roses are red
voilets are blue
open your pee flaps
im comming through

Beruthiel · 12-02-2008 12:10pm

roses are straight,
violets are twisted,
bend over love,
you're about to get fisted.

eldeabroad · 13-02-2008 1:18pm

roses are red
violets are blue
Ou est le centre de Georges Pompidiu

from Zig & Zag IIRC

FrCrilly · 13-02-2008 1:27pm

eldeabroad wrote: »

roses are red
violets are blue
Ou est le centre de Georges Pompidiu

from Zig & Zag IIRC

Or from Dustin:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A bit of 4 by 4,
and a bit of 2 by 2.

Funny if you're 11.

djpbarry · 13-02-2008 1:31pm

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm HIV positive,

And so are you.

mickrourke · 13-02-2008 7:26pm

My love for you is like chocolate

It will melt away as soon as something hotter comes along

Sofaspud · 14-02-2008 2:05pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!

Or my personal favourite:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you.

Beautiful, really