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Aunt Mildred

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  • 12-02-2008 10:51am
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    Hagar
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    Ageing Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.




    Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.


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    Splinter
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    hahahahah nice.... horrid mental image but good joke! :) stars for you


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    Bald? er, dash!
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    For Splinter ;)


    untitled.jpg


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    mickrourke
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    Bald? er, dash! wrote: »
    For Splinter ;)


    jaysus lad, me breakfast is coming up!


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    Splinter
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    so so happy the work proxy blocked that...


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    Beruthiel
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    Couldn't find a pic with her arms up

    Diana%20Choksondik.jpg


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    kev_s88
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    those pics are so warped.

    im never gonna look at my granny the same way


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    mc nuggets
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    Noo it burnnns :eek:


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    #9
    Splinter
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    gah curiousity got the better of me and i went and viewed em at home... stupid me...


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    Homer
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    You're giving me eye cancer goddammit!


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