Hot but no thanks women.

niceirishfella

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You have to be trolling.

The wee one in Girls Aloud from Derry WOULD GET IT!

and Damn HARD!!

Mimikyu

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Xavi6

minidazzler wrote: »

Kirsten - GTFO she is Drop dead gorgeous.

Not with those fangs she isn't

And Rachel Bilson is the black haired bird from the OC.

Feelgood

Lads have you seen these chicks without makeup?...jasus I wouldn't go near any of them...

LuckyCharms

Feelgood wrote: »

Lads have you seen these chicks without makeup?...jasus I wouldn't go near any of them...

1 Paper bag with a few holes and your good to go imo

scaramanga

LuckyCharms wrote: »

1 Paper bag with a few holes and your good to go imo

as a fella once said to me"u dont look at the mantlepiece when ur poking the fire":D

Hagar

Somewhere in Celeb Land there is a thread called "What Boardsie wouldn't you piss on even if he was on fire?".

The Hill Billy

Moonbaby wrote:

I did pic a picture where he was at his most lady like.
Surely there are gay/bi/try BRGHs.

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

They repress it in a manly fashion I imagine.

Oi! The pair of you quit your trolling!

My 2c...
Penelope Cruz - No way. Face too 'ratty'.
Rosanna Davidson - Plastic-looking.
Madonna - More muscles than me. * shudder *

Scarlett Johanson - Would accept tit-**** only.


And just for the record - I would quite gladly do Girls Aloud Bird No 2. What she lacks in 'beauty' she probably makes up for by being a verryyy naughty girl in the scratcher.

AckwelFoley

Hagar wrote: »

Somewhere in Celeb Land there is a thread called "What Boardsie wouldn't you piss on even if he was on fire?".

lol.

missingtime

There is a simple rule for this, if they have been with, near or seen that prostitute Justin Timberlake, then they are off the list.

Fúcking Timberlake.

balon

Never did get the whole Julia Roberts thing.

Drift

Firstly I have to say that my favourite one in girls aloud is Nicola. No-one on the whole planet agrees with me but I stand by my opinion that she's the hottest.



As for women that don't do it for me - Nicole Ritchie: I just can't see it!

Scottty2Hottty

Kate Hudson, Kate Hudson, Kate Hudson



No No No

Drift

You're just plain wrong Scotty!

Scottty2Hottty

Well Kate is just Plain

bren2002

bren2002

Blitzkrieger

I really don't get the concept - a hot woman you wouldn't shag?

404'd

nice1franko

My cousin

AckwelFoley

Scottty2Hottty wrote: »

Well Kate is just Plain

If i had a ban hammer i shover it up yer arse

Shes teh hottness!!!!

Mind you, thats the idea of the thread.. ppl do have different tastes.

Dragan

Jennifer Lopez.

She clearly thinks she is the **** when she is , in fact, not.

One of the chicks i would happily turn down just to see the look on her face.

John Mason

5starpool wrote: »

I'm guessing Des is definitely a mature lady lover?

:eek::eek::eek:

Moonbaby wrote: »

I've never been able to understand what anyone sees in Brad Pitt.

no, i really dont get the whole brad thing at all - except for in Oceans 11 :rolleyes:

justsomebloke

irishbird wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

I like they way you conventionally left out his reply where he basically said he was

John Mason

jsb wrote: »

I like they way you conventionally left out his reply where he basically said he was

damn you and your pink shirts:D

justsomebloke

irishbird wrote: »

damn you and your pink shirts:D

muhahaha:D

Barlow07

DesF wrote: »

Girls Aloud too.

FFS, I wouldn't touch any of these.

You must really fancy yourself DesF or should i say Bradd Pitt ..if you would turn down Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue and Girls Aloud.

_blank_

Barlow07 wrote: »

..if you would turn down Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue and Girls Aloud.

Woah...what?

Girls Aloud, yes. I have a thing against Chavs tbh, and that's what they are.

Plus, the second one there looked she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

But Nicole and Kylie. Damn straight I would. Damn straight.

patmac

Can't believe no-one has mentioned the Spice Girls yet! I might give that baby spice one but that would be it. As for the rest ugh I wouldn't touch them with yours.

Witcher

kate moss! good god no!!!





:cool::cool::cool:

Drift

DesF wrote: »

Plus, the second one there looked she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I will not stand for you saying this about my WOOOMAN .... I challenge you, sir, to a duel.

_blank_

Drift wrote: »

I will not stand for you saying this about my WOOOMAN .... I challenge you, sir, to a duel.

Challenge accepted

Drift

You thrust and pary with the skill of an effeminite regular of the bathrooms at the Blue Oyster bar ..... however it is apparent that your skills lie in the handling of shorter blunter altogether more sticky "swords." I STRIKE YOU DOWN IN MY LADIES HONOUR.



And now my reward awaits.

Zaph

patmac wrote: »

Can't believe no-one has mentioned the Spice Girls yet! I might give that baby spice one but that would be it. As for the rest ugh I wouldn't touch them with yours.

The thread is about hot wimmins, none of them passed the entrance exam.

thefinalstage

And now my reward awaits.

A bad link image. Bravo.

Drift

thelastangryman wrote: »

A bad link image. Bravo.

Twas good when I left it but it appears someone else has stolen my woman .... me and Nicola; it's just us against the world. We'll survive and get through it though because we have each other.....

Here is what my reward was meant to be:

Jay P

blay1 wrote: »

kate moss! good god no!!!





:cool::cool::cool:

Msut agree with you there.

NoQuarter

maria carey & fergie, whats the facination??

obviously id let them have it on a rainy monday night but nothin to write home about!

Xavi6

Drift wrote: »

Firstly I have to say that my favourite one in girls aloud is Nicola. No-one on the whole planet agrees with me but I stand by my opinion that she's the hottest.

At least you won't have much (or any) competition for her affections.

Scottty2Hottty wrote: »

Kate Hudson, Kate Hudson, Kate Hudson

No No No

You Sir are wrong, wrong, wrong. She is stunning. If only she had breasts.....

Drift

Drift wrote: »

Twas good when I left it but it appears someone else has stolen my woman .... me and Nicola; it's just us against the world. We'll survive and get through it though because we have each other.....

Here is what my reward was meant to be:

I am not impressed that you keep using pictures of her with a dyejob to condone your choice!
Whats wrong with the copper? Half the whingers have been devirginated by a redhead!

Your wan that plays the ever annoying Cassie in Home and Away.
She must be hot or she wouldn't have her job, but I don't get it.

Xavi6

Moonbaby wrote: »

Your wan that plays the ever annoying Cassie in Home and Away.
She must be hot or she wouldn't have her job, but I don't get it.

Agreed. I need to wear sunnies every time I look at her forehead and she has the body of a 12 year old boy (or so I'm told that's what 12 year old boys look like....)

AngryHippie

stepbar wrote: »

Stop talking sh1te lads, ye'd fcuk the whole lot of them

Agreed, Even though many of those mentioned are slags, many of the others are oul tarts and the rest are just aesthetically challenged, If ya even had a look in you'd be trippin over yer flute for a go. You'd be mad not to, sell the story to the tabloids if you feel dirty afterwards. 25G can buy a lot of moral soap !!!

It'd be a good story for the lads even if you kept it outta the rags.....:D
immediate hero status.:)

justsomebloke

Moonbaby wrote: »

Your wan that plays the ever annoying Cassie in Home and Away.
She must be hot or she wouldn't have her job, but I don't get it.

ye, I don't do anorexic birds

Scottty2Hottty

Xavi6 wrote: »

You Sir are wrong, wrong, wrong. She is stunning. If only she had breasts.....

I stand by my Kate Hudson rejection, she would be WAAAY back in line for a crack at the title! The line would be a dot to her!

blay1 wrote: »

kate moss! good god no!!!

:cool::cool::cool:

Another distincty average Kate, along with Katie Price! I'm beginning to think I might have issues with the name Kate.........

Mweelrea

I don't like Kate Moss or the girl who plays Cassie in home and away

But could anyone fault Eva Longoria?

berliner

Grainne Seoige..I'd take a bath for that woman!

Mweelrea

berliner wrote: »

Grainne Seoige..I'd take a bath for that woman!

+1
How did i forget her?!

Drift

Moonbaby wrote: »

I am not impressed that you keep using pictures of her with a dyejob to condone your choice!
Whats wrong with the copper? Half the whingers have been devirginated by a redhead!

She's just as hot as a redhead, pure fluke I picked ones with her hair dyed. I'm an equal opportunities fan!!!

mmmmmm ... feisty redheads ....


Edit: OK this is getting ridiculous. I have to stop posting pictures of her now because it's making me look like some sort of FREAK

FunkZ

Paris Hilton is fairly unattractive IMO. But saying that I still would...

Dyr

DesF wrote: »

Plus, the second one there looked she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
.

Indeed, looks like her da set her head alight and her ma put it out with a shovel