Hot but no thanks women.

Drift · 15-02-2008 6:19pm

Bambi wrote: »

Indeed, looks like her da set her head alight and her ma put it out with a shovel

It appears that the only way for me to prove my point about how hot she is will be to become a moderately famous member of a lame ass boyband and from this position of "authority" proceed to woo the fair maiden.

It will only be a matter of time before she falls for my irresistable charm and then we will have lots and lots of THE NEKED SECKS. I will of course take pictures of said secksytime and post it here on BGRH so that all the brethren may recant their inaccurate statements and agree with this brother that she is in fact the hotness personified.

thefinalstage · 15-02-2008 6:30pm

Drift wrote: »

It appears that the only way for me to prove my point about how hot she is will be to become a moderately famous member of a lame ass boyband and from this position of "authority" proceed to woo the fair maiden.

It will only be a matter of time before she falls for my irresistable charm and then we will have lots and lots of THE NEKED SECKS. I will of course take pictures of said secksytime and post it here on BGRH so that all the brethren may recant their inaccurate statements and agree with this brother that she is in fact the hotness personified.

"But its just a red triangle!"

bargeman · 16-02-2008 12:37am

Powerfull and pretty!! (has a few acres too!):D:D:D

longshanks · 16-02-2008 1:40am

bargeman wrote: »

Powerfull and pretty!! (has a few acres too!):D:D

of flesh, the sow.

Xavi6 · 16-02-2008 3:15pm

Just thought of another -

Jennifer Garner. Just so boring to look at.

Gaspode · 16-02-2008 4:40pm

Surely that awful Beckham woman is the most overhyped overrated over-written about stick insect to crawl out from a dark corner? She exists purely so threads like this can have validity.
I wont defile boards by posting a pic.
She looks like a bag of spanners falling down the stairs.

Pigman II · 16-02-2008 5:32pm

Kiera Kneightly - Looks like a young boy in a wig. She has jutjaw as well.

Shannon Elizabeth - has a major case of horse-face.

Jessica Alba - he attempts at being sexy in Sin City and Fantastic Four were laughable.

AckwelFoley · 16-02-2008 6:58pm

Oh here..

Horseface ftw...

Ivicia · 16-02-2008 7:14pm

What about Uma Thurman? Reason I ask is I've been told a good few times I'm beat out of her.

AckwelFoley · 16-02-2008 7:20pm

Ivicia wrote: »

What about Uma Thurman? Reason I ask is I've been told a good few times I'm beat out of her.

well if thats the case, you'd have to beat me out of you.

Scottty2Hottty · 16-02-2008 8:39pm

Ivicia wrote: »

What about Uma Thurman? Reason I ask is I've been told a good few times I'm beat out of her.

Ah yeah I'm all about Uma Therman.. She's not incredibly hot but there's definitely something about her!!

patmac · 18-02-2008 4:39pm

deswalsh wrote: »

Surely that awful Beckham woman is the most overhyped overrated over-written about stick insect to crawl out from a dark corner? She exists purely so threads like this can have validity.
I wont defile boards by posting a pic.
She looks like a bag of spanners falling down the stairs.

I mentioned the Spice Girls earlier, but apparently they wouldn't get past the entrance exam, even though they were the hottest things on the planet about 10 years apparently. (She was/is one of them in case you didn't know).

Capt'n Midnight · 18-02-2008 10:24pm

missingtime wrote: »

There is a simple rule for this, if they have been with, near or seen that prostitute Justin Timberlake, then they are off the list.

or Colin Farrell

The only time I've ever considered Naomi in anyway attractive was in that Micheal Jackson video, I just don't get the attraction.

Stick insects are a turn off. But ribs are a no-no, Glenn Close was revolting in Fatal Attraction.

I loved that comment about american girls, they look lovely but you don't know where they've been

The_Minister · 18-02-2008 11:35pm

Never, never, never.

Aisling(",) · 19-02-2008 5:57pm

The_Minister wrote: »

Never, never, never.

exactly finally someone else can see she aint gorgeous!!!

shes manlier then a bag full of mickys

and she isnt "bootyliciuos" her bums as big as cork!!!

berliner · 20-02-2008 10:19pm

bren2002 wrote: »

Thanks for that video Paris.Got through loads of kleenex watching that!!!

berliner · 20-02-2008 10:22pm

snyper wrote: »

Oh here..

Horseface ftw...

I'd lash Jenny out of it.Classy babe!

The Hill Billy · 21-02-2008 9:13am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

shes manlier then a bag full of mickys

If you like your men with lips that could suck chrome off a towbar & an ass that is just begging to be spanked from Mizen Head to Muff & back.

007IRE · 17-06-2012 10:51pm

Bar Refaeli, she's is gorgeous but just doesnt do it for me and rihanna too

hidinginthebush · 17-06-2012 10:55pm

007IRE wrote: »

Bar Refaeli, she's is gorgeous but just doesnt do it for me and rihanna too

Yeah Rhianna, forehead on her like a fridge, just don't see the appeal!

skate1968 · 18-06-2012 12:09am

I was speaking with someone at work.

"I once met a very attractive woman who never complained," i said.

"We got on fine. She was always very content to be doing whatever."

"And then what happened!?!" My co worker inquired.

"Did you wake up from your dream!?!"

:D:D

"No," i replied.

"It wasn't a dream."

"But then after a while, over time, she did start to learn how to speak English. And that really changed everything."

True story.

The girl became a nightmare. Seriously.

She told one of her girlfriends that my friend was going to cheat on her!?! "going to cheat" before he actually did anything!?!

"Here's your toothbrush. All the best. Nice knowing you."

madonnax · 18-07-2012 12:22pm

stepbar wrote: »

Stop talking sh1te lads, ye'd fcuk the whole lot of them

I was thinkin the same about them

Scráib · 24-08-2012 11:40pm

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned Kim Kardashian yet.

She's the vapid, bitchy, brainless, caked-in-makeup girl in the class that everyone loathes but you still would for one night as long as you could be sure of no consequences. Of course there would be so you'd keep your distance, muttering 'Thundering b*tch' under your breath while slyly looking at her chest.

Dave_The_Sheep · 25-08-2012 12:22am

Pamela Anderson. For various reasons. She's undoubtedly sexy in a many ways, but I just wouldn't. (Well, I might but only to say I had, if you get me).

paddy147 · 25-08-2012 2:28am

Naiomi Cambell

Well maybe about 10 years ago,and before all her hair started falling out from constant use of hair extensions.

She looks fairly wrote off these days

Snooki...from Jersey Shore.......(just kidding,wouldnt pi55 on her,if she was on fire)

pappyodaniel · 13-09-2012 1:49am

Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »

Pamela Anderson. For various reasons. She's undoubtedly sexy in a many ways, but I just wouldn't. (Well, I might but only to say I had, if you get me).

The main reason is she has hepC. :pac:

stoppress · 15-09-2012 4:23pm

but but but... what about Sharon Ni Bheolain... she found her way in to a discussion on pie yesterday evening by the way.

Dave_The_Sheep · 21-09-2012 12:20am

pappyodaniel wrote: »

The main reason is she has hepC. :pac:

Well, yes, there is that. Some people say it adds to the flavour.

Napper Hawkins · 25-09-2012 4:58am

All of girls aloud would get some seeing to, except maybe Cheryl tweedy. A pretty knacker is still a knacker.

Also, rihanna. Yuck.

Rothko · 28-09-2012 8:52pm

Cheryl Cole, Megan Fox, Beyonce and Rosanna Davison.

Edit: Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian

quasimoron · 30-09-2012 5:03pm

LuckyCharms wrote: »

1 Paper bag with a few holes and your good to go imo

And what would the woman wear to block her vision.:P:eek::(
I would assume its mostly guys who are posting here about women they would never get in a million years.
They are all fugly biatches= They would never go out with/sleep with me.
They are all attractive in their own ways and different men will find them more or less attractive because of individual preferences.
But none of the woman are unattractive in themselves and are all in great shape.

Daveysil15 · 30-09-2012 5:11pm

Tulisa, she's not bad, but I don't know how she made it to the No.1 spot in the top 100 sexiest women in the world.

Erper · 30-09-2012 5:18pm

what about

Rothko · 30-09-2012 5:59pm

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Tulisa, she's not bad, but I don't know how she made it to the No.1 spot in the top 100 sexiest women in the world.

You could walk down the street in any town and you'd see plenty of women that are far better looking than her.

Daveysil15 · 30-09-2012 6:21pm

Glenda Gilson - supposedly one of Ireland's sexiest models. Head like a fecking horse.

handlemaster · 12-10-2012 1:50pm

Don't forget a lot of these 'hottest woman in show business', 'sexist woman in the world' etc are dreamed up by marketeers who have a job to do. That is to promote their paymasters who ultimately is the star in question. Its always the same.... some news snippet comes out about an entertainer and next thing there's a movie, book, dvd, concert, new album play etc to sell. Slightly off topic The late late show is one big advertisement show. Its a case of ok... what's he/she selling....

Hot but no thanks women.

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