bird flu

Homer

i've contracted bird flu.

i know it's bird flu because i've got a sudden urge to shop, i've started talking bollocks and i can't park the car!

patmac

Brilliant

mickrourke

Hehe

IrishMike

Ha ha classic

rocky25

Should have got the Birdy Flu jab Industria:)
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Iran today announced successful testing of what it calls the world’s first bird flu-based weapons system.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, acknowledging that his nation’s campaign to develop nuclear weapons has ruffled feathers internationally, said Iran would abandon nukes in favor of bird flu bombs, which he claimed are just as effective and far less expensive.

"Cheap, cheap, cheap," said Ahmadinejad, who made the announcement with a brightly colored parrot perched on his left shoulder. "You just take some avian flu — only the finest H5N1 strain of course — swab it onto the tip of a missile and, kablooey, a million dead infidels."

ericl

Very good.:D:D

Sam Vimes

a recent study concluded that beer contains female hormones because it made the participants talk shit and drive badly

drunk_monk

very good although I told a bird here at work and she nearly hit me!