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Homer

Heather McCartney was asked why she was representing herself in court

she admitted she was stumped

Splinter

ahahahahaha! excellent stars for you

rocky25

McCarthy should have known that people would be crawling out of the woodwork to sue him:rolleyes:

Nice one again Industria:D

It wasn't me!

She never had a leg to stand on anyway.

Homer

Sir Paul McCartney when recently interviewed, was asked to consider, whether in the light of all his marital difficulties, would he ever consider going down on one knee again. Sir Paul responded " i would prefer it if you would refer to my wife as Heather".

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Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking
She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has

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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are going through a divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg

Personally, I think it's prosthetic

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Sir Paul McCartney was asked how much he was going to give his wife Heather in their divorce settlement. He replied "I'm going to give her my plane". "Is that all?" asked the journalist. "No, I'm going to give her a razor for the other leg too".

dak

Many have attributed the divorce to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding;

He gave Heather a new prosthetic leg for Christmas .
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Hey we under estimate poor Heather, she's actually very intelligent you know! Last year she qualified for the World Chess Masters
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.unfortunately though she didn't quite make it to the second leg.

dak

Maybe Heather jokes are just too Wooden for Irish Boards.!