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Ironing - Would you pay to have it done?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    tuppence wrote: »
    Hey lads its getting a bit steamy in here, and it more than just the irons. (curries etc) Normally someone chips in to say 'get a room'. But can i just say in this case.....
    Get a laundrette

    Sorry groan

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    tuppence wrote: »
    Hey lads its getting a bit steamy in here, and it more than just the irons. (curries etc) Normally someone chips in to say 'get a room'. But can i just say in this case.....
    Get a laundrette

    Sorry groan

    Oooooh laundrettes....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Laundrettes are sexy alright - just thinking of Persil & Dot Cotton gets me going!

    I hear she's got her own website now... www.dotcotton.com !


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭tuppence


    sueme wrote: »
    Oooooh laundrettes....
    You know there is something about the smell of a laundrette ;) (not as good as the smell of a curry but not bad). Perhaps re the business idea you could have your enterprise located in a laundrette just beside a curry house.
    *Could you see if johonny Depp wants a job with you then I might pop in!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    What about a Lynx "scent of laundrette" spray? Drive the yummy mummys MAD!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭tuppence


    What about a Lynx "scent of laundrette" spray? Drive the yummy mummys MAD!
    Ye see thats were ye guys get it all wrong. Dont mess with a proven winning combo on the ironing business plan to draw in the punters. That other stuff is potent, (and not in a good way) No doubt its highly flamable in the laundrette as well.(health and safety ;))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    tuppence wrote: »
    Ye see thats were ye guys get it all wrong. Dont mess with a proven winning combo on the ironing business plan to draw in the punters. That other stuff is potent, (and not in a good way) No doubt its highly flamable in the laundrette as well.(health and safety ;))

    Ah, ****e! And my signature link's not working right.. just not my day is it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    sueme wrote: »
    Don't mess with the curries Tuppence. Thats serious. (What time is it now?)

    Hoovering I HATE. Does that make me normal again?

    I actually really like hoovering. Am I weird now? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    Yes it does Takola. Welcome to the Weird Crew.



    Sooooo...you like to hoover...I like to iron..

    Match made in heaven, and tomorrows Valentines Day...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭tuppence


    sueme wrote: »
    Yes it does Takola. Welcome to the Weird Crew.



    Sooooo...you like to hoover...I like to iron..

    Match made in heaven, and tomorrows Valentines Day...

    If this is the beginning of a working partnership can I manage ye? Now I am rubbish at ironing and hoovering. However, I can work on a domestic goddesses' angle for the name of the business, draw up a business plan, work out how to share of the profits,(hem) and send out a few flyers. Hey presto. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    sueme wrote: »
    Yes it does Takola. Welcome to the Weird Crew.



    Sooooo...you like to hoover...I like to iron..

    Match made in heaven, and tomorrows Valentines Day...

    Ooh I've always wanted to be in the weird crew! :D

    We are indeed, You'll have to upgrade to the weird crew Tuppence! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    This topic is just going from off-topic to weird..

    :confused:

    This ain't The Cuckoo's Nest people. Please keep discussion on ironing and / or ironing related activities such as ironing, speed-ironing, extreme-ironing or freestyle ironing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    Extreme ironing you say....


    Yes boss. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 46,094 ✭✭✭✭muffler


    basquille wrote: »
    This topic is just going from off-topic to weird..

    :confused:

    This ain't The Cuckoo's Nest people. Please keep discussion on ironing and / or ironing related activities such as ironing, speed-ironing, extreme-ironing or freestyle ironing.
    Discussions on ironing T shirts is ON topic ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭tuppence


    sueme wrote: »
    Extreme ironing you say....


    Yes boss. :D
    Do you reckon extreme ironing might be ironing clothes when they are still on the person. There may be a SMall niche market for that. :eek: T shirt wearers would be on the real extreme end of the market. ;)
    Takola what can I say if the ironing doesnt work......may need to go to plan B. :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Can plan B be freestyle ironing tuppence, sueme? I think i could take a dab at that.

    Jeans with one leg ironed. T-shirts with holes the shape of irons in them! We could become iron artists! :D Make a fortune!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    Pm your proposal Takola, because, frankly, I can't see a market for it.

    Now Mobile Extreme Ironing...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭tuppence


    sueme wrote: »
    Pm your proposal Takola, because, frankly, I can't see a market for it.

    Now Mobile Extreme Ironing...

    Yes I sense the enthusiasm of a true professional to her craft.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    sueme wrote: »
    Pm your proposal Takola, because, frankly, I can't see a market for it.

    Now Mobile Extreme Ironing...

    Break all my dreams then! I was already drawing up designs and all! :(

    :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭tuppence


    takola wrote: »
    Break all my dreams then! I was already drawing up designs and all! :(

    :D

    Hy takola, Plan B involves extreme hoovering if the ironing side of the business takes off. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    takola wrote: »
    Break all my dreams then! I was already drawing up designs and all! :(

    :D


    Welcome to my world girl..sob, sob, sob....:(:(:(





    Anyhoo, must crack (sniffle) on...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    tuppence wrote: »
    Hy takola, Plan B involves extreme hoovering if the ironing side of the business takes off. :D

    Oh wait... Me.. Work?! :eek:

    Um

    Gulp! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 46,094 ✭✭✭✭muffler


    Well if you are all so fond of ironing and hovering and whatever else you can all come to my place once a week :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭tuppence


    muffler wrote: »
    Well if you are all so fond of ironing and hovering and whatever else you can all come to my place once a week :D

    Hot iron on your batman outfit Muffler. :eek: Is that not a fire risk?
    You did read the small print. on extreme ironing?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    muffler wrote: »
    Well if you are all so fond of ironing and hovering and whatever else you can all come to my place once a week :D

    Hmm! I'm not sure it would be worth our while going to Donegal for one house! We'd have to be reimbursed travel expenses and paid by the quarter hour! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 46,094 ✭✭✭✭muffler


    takola wrote: »
    Hmm! I'm not sure it would be worth our while going to Donegal for one house! We'd have to be reimbursed travel expenses and paid by the quarter hour! :D
    I'd pay you all "in kind" :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    57 posts on ironing!
    Who woulda thunk it!

    I do my own now and again! I enjoy it sometimes!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Gillie wrote: »
    57 posts on ironing!
    Who woulda thunk it!

    I do my own now and again! I enjoy it sometimes!

    Careful now Gillie, You'll be dragged into this little venture with talk like that! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 46,094 ✭✭✭✭muffler


    tuppence wrote: »
    Hot iron on your batman outfit Muffler. :eek: Is that not a fire risk?
    You did read the small print. on extreme ironing?
    PVC, talc and a hot iron - what a mix :D


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭tuppence


    muffler wrote: »
    PVC, talc and a hot iron - what a mix :D
    Yes i am sure you would draw a small crowd alright and the fire brigade. :D We will set up the web cam. We can tell you what to do. We have been warned about this payment in "kind" mallarky. ;)

    Dont mention it, its all part of the extreme ironing service and in small print


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