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Man for a day - what would you do?

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  • 13-02-2008 11:28am
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    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭


    Not sure if this has been done....

    You wake up and open your eyes. You let a belch and a fart... and have a quick scratch down there. Normal morning, isn't it?... until you see your face in the bathroom mirror... Holy bananas!! You're a bloke!!!
    You've one day where you can live your life as a man.
    What things would you love to do?
    Any situations you want to put yourself in to see how things are different?
    Do you want to experience a football match and try understand why the hell your OH / male friends seem obsessed with it?
    Would you watch porn to see what the fuss is about?
    Rejoice at the ability of peeing standing up?

    Tell us how you'd enjoy your 24hrs of blokedom!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    go to gay bars and score the hottest men


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,788 ✭✭✭ztoical


    LouOB wrote: »
    go to gay bars and score the hottest men

    + 1 While opening the thread I was trying to think of something put thats a great idea so I will second it.

    The only other one I had was going to the jacks and peeing standing up or getting kicked really hard in the nuts just to see how bad it actually is but thats one I don't think I've thought through enough :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    ztoical wrote: »
    The only other one I had was going to the jacks and peeing standing up or getting kicked really hard in the nuts just to see how bad it actually is but thats one I don't think I've thought through enough :p


    If your gonna experiment with getting kicked in the nuts then you need to work though different forces, angles and connection.

    No kick in the nuts is the same as the one before. Each one is a unique and nauseating suprise. :(:D

    Also to Lou B.....why would you do roughly the same thing as a man as you would a woman?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Have an original idea.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    You wake up and open your eyes. You let a belch and a fart... and have a quick scratch down there. Normal morning, isn't it?... until you see your face in the bathroom mirror... Holy bananas!! You're a bloke!!!

    and the difference would be.....? I wake up like that every morning!


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  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,094 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    You should all try scoring with some hot chicks. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Dragan wrote: »
    Also to Lou B.....why would you do roughly the same thing as a man as you would a woman?


    all the hot men are gay???!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    LouOB wrote: »
    all the hot men are gay???!!!

    nope, but clever avoidance of the word "roughly". :)

    Why go for men at all? Besides, it's a pretty big assumption that you could pull a man if you were in a mans body! You'd still be used to operating as a girl, no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 582 ✭✭✭Lola123


    I'd have a w@nk.
    See what it's like peeing standing up.
    Try n find a girl to have s3x with to see what it's like for the bloke.
    Talk to blokes as another bloke and see what sort of conversations you all have when there are no ladies around!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Dargan - as a hetrosexual woman, but a mans body for a day (but still my own mind) I would still like men - but would have a penis. Therefore, I would be a gay man because I would still fancy men.
    At the moment I am in a relationship, with a man. But if i were a man for the day I doubt my OH would fancy my penis - as he is hetersexual also. So I would try and score a hot man for the day to 'sample' the experience. Jeeze

    If I can pull as a girl - I could certainly pull as a guy. For simple facts apply
    1. I would have more male hormones - therefore my confidence would be through the roof
    2. Id have raging horn - becasue I would be a man
    3. All men have bigger egos than women - have you EVER heard a man say - Im worried my arse/bits/tits/tummy too big in this? Does this colour suit? Do I look nice? NOOOOO.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    Cos only men watch porn whiskeyman :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    LouOB wrote: »
    Dargan - as a hetrosexual woman, but a mans body for a day (but still my own mind) I would still like men - but would have a penis. Therefore, I would be a gay man because I would still fancy men.
    At the moment I am in a relationship, with a man. But if i were a man for the day I doubt my OH would fancy my penis - as he is hetersexual also. So I would try and score a hot man for the day to 'sample' the experience. Jeeze

    If I can pull as a girl - I could certainly pull as a guy. For simple facts apply
    1. I would have more male hormones - therefore my confidence would be through the roof
    2. Id have raging horn - becasue I would be a man
    3. All men have bigger egos than women - have you EVER heard a man say - Im worried my arse/bits/tits/tummy too big in this? Does this colour suit? Do I look nice? NOOOOO.

    You do realise that scoring a hot gay man may very well involve anal as in you receiving some :p

    After the peeing standing up and jacking off there's pretty much nothing left of intrest to do, head into town and shop for gaskets or something.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    No I would want to have sex with a woman, just to see what it feels like. I think it would be rather fun to ejaculate anyway. Taking a pee standing up without destroying your clothes sounds fun too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Don't forget to lift the lid and put it back down when your finished. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    Lux23 wrote: »
    No I would want to have sex with a woman, just to see what it feels like. I think it would be rather fun to ejaculate anyway. Taking a pee standing up without destroying your clothes sounds fun too.

    Even better if you can write your name in the snow :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Weidii


    I'd play some sports to remember what it was like back in the good old days when I didn't have bouncy things getting in my way!

    I'd (obviously) pee standing up, sure you'd have to go at some stage.

    Have sex from the mans perspective.

    Sing an octave lower than my usual register :)

    .... So many things, so little time :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    LouOB wrote: »
    3. All men have bigger egos than women - have you EVER heard a man say - Im worried my arse/bits/tits/tummy too big in this? Does this colour suit? Do I look nice? NOOOOO.

    Maybe your not listening? ;)

    Now then, i was simply asking because i find it a little dull i guess? Personally if i woke up in a girls body i would most likely sleep with a dude and see what that was like. Maybe thats just me though. I'd most likely try and knock out a lesbian experience as well i guess.
    Baudelaire wrote: »
    After the peeing standing up and jacking off there's pretty much nothing left of intrest to do, head into town and shop for gaskets or something.

    You could try getting into similar situations as a man that might have annoyed you as a woman just to see if people treat you differently?

    One thing i would absolutely recommend would be approaching memebers of the opposite sex to chat with and see how a lot of them will treat you for DARING to show interest. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Dargan - ah - get you now- nope - hot guy = good time. Lesbian action never interest me really - but get where you coming from

    Baudelaire - never said Id be 'taking' but did consider this aspect when posting. Id just 'get off' with said hot guy but id like to try out the 'equipment' on my end. BUT only in the giving capacity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    LouOB wrote: »
    Baudelaire - never said Id be 'taking' but did consider this aspect when posting. Id just 'get off' with said hot guy but id like to try out the 'equipment' on my end. BUT only in the giving capacity.

    Ahhh well you see therein lies the flaw, you only have one day and if you're going to start vetting people until you find a spooner well then you're screwed (or not as the case may be :D)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    MarkR wrote: »
    You should all try scoring with some hot chicks. ;)

    That is exactly what I would do. I'd want to have sex with a woman as a man just to feel the difference!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    LouOB wrote: »
    Dargan - ah - get you now- nope - hot guy = good time. Lesbian action never interest me really - but get where you coming from

    Baudelaire - never said Id be 'taking' but did consider this aspect when posting. Id just 'get off' with said hot guy but id like to try out the 'equipment' on my end. BUT only in the giving capacity.


    Its not lesbian sex if you are a man for the day. I find it unsual that you never wondered what sex feels like for a man, that would hardly make you gay.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    The idea of pulling a hot guy when you're a guy seems boring. You can do that when you're a girl. :confused:

    You've seriously never wondered what it feels like for a man Lou??? :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Dragan wrote: »
    Besides, it's a pretty big assumption that you could pull a man if you were in a mans body!
    ha, no she should, any man can score another man in a gay bar!
    Dragan wrote: »
    Personally if i woke up in a girls body i would most likely sleep with a dude and see what that was like.

    Well now! how YOU doin ;);)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    LouOB wrote: »
    Dargan - ah - get you now- nope - hot guy = good time. Lesbian action never interest me really - but get where you coming from

    Cool! Forgive my inability to express myself better, sleeping is fleeting thing these days. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭Babette08


    It would have to be the whole 'What Women Want' reversal for me so i guess talking to guys as a guy would be the most useful outcome. Also always wondered what it felt like for the other half ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭aye


    Babette08 wrote: »
    It would have to be the whole 'What Women Want' reversal for me so i guess talking to guys as a guy would be the most useful outcome. Also always wondered what it felt like for the other half ;)

    if i was a girl for a day i would just flick the bean all day, i would have suspected girls would do similar if they were a man for a day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    aye wrote: »
    if i was a girl for a day i would just flick the bean all day, i would have suspected girls would do similar if they were a man for a day.


    You might figure out how it works. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    That would be beneficial to both sexes in the end! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Lux23 wrote: »
    You might figure out how it works. ;)

    Or realise that it's just a myth women use to wind lads up about not being able to find it.:D (joking of course)

    If I woke up as a woman... if I woke....
    I guess go out in a short skirt and try figure out how blue legs aren't pandemic in Ireland. Maybe even try figure out why the skirts only seem to come out in our coldest months.:confused:

    Can't say there's really much else that I can think of...
    with comedy often having anecdotes about women's panties being more comfortable than mens underpants I wonder if I'd ever be able to go back.:p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    I'd write a list of EVERY little thing i thought and did that day. i would Especially approach LOADS of women, get chatting and see what runs through my head. Write that down, EVERY bit. then leave the note somewhere safe so i could find it the next day when i wake up as a Woman again. :D


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