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Man for a day - what would you do?
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I'd write a list of EVERY little thing i thought and did that day. i would Especially approach LOADS of women, get chatting and see what runs through my head. Write that down, EVERY bit. then leave the note somewhere safe so i could find it the next day when i wake up as a Woman again.
+1. You've been planning this a while haven't you?? 0 -
I would probably feel compelled to fondle my new found man hood frequently during the day. I would shop ..for power tools i will use once (badly). I would play golf (just to have an excuse to go to the pub after). I would change the oil in the car, or break something just so i could fix it and look all manly in the process.
I would be confident in the mens room, and wave my lad around like a weapon of mass destruction....I would take as many comunal showers as possible ..(to weigh up the competition). I would strut, yes strut to the pub and make sure i got laid with a half decent lookin lady (with the amount of pints i feel i can now handle with my new body i fear my beer googles will be on, so surely i can pull this off? ). Then i plan to give her one, or perhaps two, just to see it from the other side.
T'would be great fun
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themadchef wrote: »I would strut, yes strut to the pub and make sure i got laid with a half decent lookin lady (with the amount of pints i feel i can now handle with my new body i fear my beer googles will be on, so surely i can pull this off? ). Then i plan to give her one, or perhaps two, just to see it from the other side.
Does anybody else think it would be hilarious the morning after, when the 'man for a day' spell wears off and loads of unsuspecting girls wake up next to another girl, and start to question
A) Their sexuality
Whether they had a dinking problem 
C) Why there is a condom wrapper on the floor :eek:0 -
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whiskeyman wrote: »Not sure if this has been done....
You wake up and open your eyes. You let a belch and a fart... and have a quick scratch down there. Normal morning, isn't it?... until you see your face in the bathroom mirror... Holy bananas!! You're a bloke!!!
If you've had a scratch down there but only actually realised you're a man when you see your face in the bathroom mirror, then you're not a bloke. More a sort of inverted ladyboy. 0 -
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I'd write a list of EVERY little thing i thought and did that day. i would Especially approach LOADS of women, get chatting and see what runs through my head. Write that down, EVERY bit. then leave the note somewhere safe so i could find it the next day when i wake up as a Woman again.
If your anything like the rest of us that list would just be rude words for womanly bits.0 -
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Since some of you would get yourselves in so much trouble if this ever happened:
Men's Code of Conduct:
1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolate."
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLS*IT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent).
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having s*x with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party (Wingman).
12. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return is required to grant it.
13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin'.
15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
16. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
17. Your girlfriend must bond with your buddy's girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them. You are not required to make nice with her gal pal's significant di*k-heads - low-level sports bonding is all the law requires.
18. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
19. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal (very common), you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
20. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
21. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
22. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
23. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
24. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: Yeah, baby, push it!" "C'mon, give me one more!" "Harder!"
25. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
26. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing one of the lads, UNLESS she's withholding sex pending your response.
27. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
28. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "F**K OFF", you are absolved of your of responsibility.
29. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey s*x, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
Yes, we have some strange rules.:o0 -
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laze around watching ****e TV all day (yet find it very stimulating and interesting) while scratching my balls every so often and then holding them to make sure they're still there.
ahh the life of a man ... they have it so rough don't they!?:D 0 -
Baudelaire wrote: »You do realise that scoring a hot gay man may very well involve anal as in you receiving some
Yes, but men have prostrate glands which means that anal can actually be *gasp!* pleasant for them0 -
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