Bloody Women Drivers

rocky25

WOMEN DRIVERS.


Driving this morning on the M50 motorway, I looked
over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new
BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to
her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I
looked back she was halfway over in my lane still
working on that makeup!

It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so
much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the
coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn
BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which
made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my
shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.



F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!

biko

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