Quickies IV

mickrourke

I once went out with a girl who was editor of a successful magazine.
It didnt work out, there were too many issues

Two tourists driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they stop for lunch and one tourist asks the waitress,
"Before we order, can you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are..... very slowly."
The Blonde waitress leaned over and said "Burrr-gurrrr-kiiing."


The most common form of marriage proposal:
"YOU'RE WHAT!?"

A Man selling electric carpet cleaners walked straight into a womans house and threw a bag of horse sh1t onto her carpet. The Woman went mad, and started to scream abuse at him. "Calm down," he reassured her. "I'll eat whatever this machine doesn't clean up." She walked into the kitchen and returned with a knife and fork. "You might need these," she said with a smirk.
"Our electricity got cut off last week."

I met this bloke with a didgeri-doo and he was playing dancing queen on it.
I thought 'That's f*cking Aboriginal'.

patmac

some good ones there Mick

rocky25

Very good Mick:)

The Hill Billy

Jebus Mick - The tears are running down my cheeks at the second one. :D A true classic!

Sherifu

Good stuff. Loved the 1st and 3rd ones.