Smoker?

AckwelFoley

Do you smoke?

How many per day?

How when and why may you give up?

Boggles

Yes

40

No and No

Black Swan

snyper wrote: »

Do you smoke?

No.

snyper wrote:

How many per day?

Zero.

snyper wrote:

How when and why may you give up?

Never smoked, nor will I ever.

AckwelFoley

Boggles wrote: »

Yes

40

No and No

40!

Christ.. i smoke 20 silk cut blue.. and thought it was bad.. considerng i only took it up less than a year ago!

Why? Stress, i think.

Black Swan

snyper wrote: »

Christ.. i smoke 20 silk cut blue.. and thought it was bad.. considerng i only took it up less than a year ago!

Just curious... Do you brush before kissing your g/f (or does she smoke too removing the need)? For nonsmokers to kiss a smoker, is often like kissing an ashtray.

Jesus Wept

snyper wrote: »

40!

Christ.. i smoke 20 silk cut blue.. and thought it was bad.. considerng i only took it up less than a year ago!

Why? Stress, i think.

Bit of a late starter? what age were you?!
Didn't think someone would start at your age.
Silly boy.

Quality

Gave up smoking on the 1st of December.. Would have smoked 20 a day...

Havent smoked since.. and havent looked back..

I feel great without them..

Put on a bit of weight over xmas. But that is under control now..

Rb

There's a smoking forum for this.

Feelgood

rb_ie wrote: »

There's a smoking forum for this.

Unless hes talking about cocks?

AckwelFoley

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Just curious... Do you brush before kissing your g/f (or does she smoke too removing the need)? For nonsmokers to kiss a smoker, is often like kissing an ashtray.

When i was with my ex, i carried a bottle of mouthwash around me like Angelina Jolie carried a vile of billy bob thorntons blood around her neck

The-Rigger wrote: »

Bit of a late starter? what age were you?!
Didn't think someone would start at your age.
Silly boy.

29.

..and yes, its retarded. I must stop.

AckwelFoley

rb_ie wrote: »

There's a smoking forum for this.

Asking ppl in a smoking forum if they smoke?

Yes, i see how one would get a representative poll :rolleyes:

Boggles

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Just curious... Do you brush before kissing your g/f (or does she smoke too removing the need)? For nonsmokers to kiss a smoker, is often like kissing an ashtray.

Yeah but my penis is minty fresh!

Rb

snyper wrote: »

Asking ppl in a smoking forum if they smoke?

Yes, i see how one would get a representative poll :rolleyes:

It was created for a reason.

You just wait and see where this thread goes.

Black Swan

snyper wrote: »

..and yes, its retarded. I must stop.

Snyper at his next physical exam...

GP says, "Now take a few deep breaths, then exhale, while I listen to your chest."

Snyper starts to take a deep breath *cough!* more breath *cough!*, followed by an exhale, *cough, cough, cough!*

Dudess

snyper wrote: »

Asking ppl in a smoking forum if they smoke?

Yes, i see how one would get a representative poll :rolleyes:

Lol

I'm grateful to be one of those lucky people who only smokes when cigarettes are at their best - with booze and after sex.

Boggles

Boggles wrote: »

Yeah but my penis is minty fresh!

Boggles

Dudess wrote: »

and after sex.

Sometimes during

Feelgood

Moonbaby wrote: »

I never saw the point, you have to be addicted for it too feel good.
Getting addicted to something like chocolate or vallium makes much more sense to me.

How about chocolate valuims?.....bound to be a market for that.

I never saw the point, you have to be addicted for it too feel good.
Getting addicted to something like chocolate or vallium makes much more sense to me.

!_Brian_!

I've been cutting down for years at this stage. Used to be about 30 john player blue a day. Down to less than ten marlboro lights a day now. Sick of smoking and really noticing the smell of my it in my flat lately so .... we'll see what happens.

Jesus Wept

I was born a Salem's man, and I'll die a Salem's man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86lYG1V2-n4

Black Swan

The Rig: They smoked witches in Salem too.

GhostInTheRuins

I just have to say that smokers are dickheads.

Coming from someone that's had sever respiratory problems their entire life (I'm actually using a nebulizer right at this very moment), it pisses me off everytime I see someone taking for granted and destroying their lungs.

/rant

Boggles

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

I just have to say that smokers are dickheads.

Coming from someone that's had sever respiratory problems their entire life (I'm actually using a nebulizer right at this very moment), it pisses me off everytime I see someone taking for granted and destroying their lungs.

/rant

I think people who use nebulizers are dickheads.

/rant

GhostInTheRuins

Boggles wrote: »

I think people who use nebulizers are dickheads.

/rant

Good one :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

Boggles wrote: »

I think people who use nebulizers are dickheads.

/rant

^ That made me spit out some laughing juice.

Boggles

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

Good one :rolleyes:

The Tax i'm paying on my cancer sticks should be going directly into helping smokers, not free loading non puffers!!

doonothing

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Just curious... Do you brush before kissing your g/f (or does she smoke too removing the need)? For nonsmokers to kiss a smoker, is often like kissing an ashtray.

I always hear this... Smokers were non-smokers too once! I kissed a few girls back then who smoked, I have to say, I tasted no ashtray! nor have I heard any complaints since... Maybe it depends on brand?
And no one knows what kissing an ashtray is like, surely!

admiralofthefleet

yes


almost 30


when im kicking up daisies

indiana jones

i was a smoker in my twenties but i gave up (alan carr). im still a social smoker so when im on the piss which isnt very often these days(moved to the countryside) i could still smoke 40 a night ( lighting one off the other).
anyhow i though i was cured of late but tonight i was watching "atonement" on the internet while my abandoning boyfriend is on the piss (bollocks)and if you havent seen it its set in war time britin and all the cast inculding kiera knightly are all smoking their brains out nearly all the way through the film.. well anyhow after a few glases of pinot grigio i was like a cat burgler looking for a cigarette around the house. i even text my 'boyfriend' to see if there was any 'hidden in the house' but he didnt reply (prick)and i toyed with the idea of driving to the 24 hour garage half cut. i havent had a cravng like that in years.....so moral of the story is ....it really never leaves you ... also .... dont watch 'atonement' if your giving up the smoking .

Boggles

indiana jones wrote: »

i was a smoker in my twenties but i gave up (alan carr). im still a social smoker so when im on the piss which isnt very often these days(moved to the countryside) i could still smoke 40 a night ( lighting one off the other).
anyhow i though i was cured of late but tonight i was watching "atonement" on the internet while my abandoning boyfriend is on the piss (bollocks)and if you havent seen it its set in war time britin and all the cast inculding kiera knightly are all smoking their brains out nearly all the way through the film.. well anyhow after a few glases of pinot grigio i was like a cat burgler looking for a cigarette around the house. i even text my 'boyfriend' to see if there was any 'hidden in the house' but he didnt reply (prick)and i toyed with the idea of driving to the 24 hour garage half cut. i havent had a cravng like that in years.....so moral of the story is ....it really never leaves you ... also .... dont watch 'atonement' if your giving up the smoking .

No, the moral of that story is your boyfriend is in for it when he gets his pissed arsee home.

One Funny Thread!

orestes

indiana jones wrote: »

i was a smoker in my twenties but i gave up (alan carr). im still a social smoker so when im on the piss which isnt very often these days(moved to the countryside) i could still smoke 40 a night ( lighting one off the other).
anyhow i though i was cured of late but tonight i was watching "atonement" on the internet while my abandoning boyfriend is on the piss (bollocks)and if you havent seen it its set in war time britin and all the cast inculding kiera knightly are all smoking their brains out nearly all the way through the film.. well anyhow after a few glases of pinot grigio i was like a cat burgler looking for a cigarette around the house. i even text my 'boyfriend' to see if there was any 'hidden in the house' but he didnt reply (prick)and i toyed with the idea of driving to the 24 hour garage half cut. i havent had a cravng like that in years.....so moral of the story is ....it really never leaves you ... also .... dont watch 'atonement' if your giving up the smoking .

Better hope he picks some up on the way home, you're gonna be dying for one after all the make-up sex that it looks like is coming your way!

Yakult

IM nearly 18. smoking 20 a day. Fitness = 0%

conclusion.. Given these ****ers up.

Black Swan

doonothing wrote: »

And no one knows what kissing an ashtray is like, surely!

Metaphor?

Bob the Builder

I'm 15, thankfully haven't started yet, and hope to never ever start...

my friends smoke, and some just smoke because they're hopeless f#ckers with no future, and the rest smoke because they wanted to be just like those hopeless f#ckers with no future, and/or can't give up.

Well I have no problem calling them fecking eejits. and what do they have to say back to me?: "*cough*, *cough*, just one minute, now, while i get my breath back, *cough*, *cough*"

Senna

Smoke about 10-15 a day.
started very late, about 23, was in my final year of college and the stress was killing me, i started smoking 1 a day, thinking i wouldn't get addicted.:(
Tried to give up a few weeks back, just don't have the will power, but i have cut back since then.

monkeyfudge

Dudess wrote: »

Lol

I'm grateful to be one of those lucky people who only smokes when cigarettes are at their best - with booze and after sex.

What about after Macgyver?

Mimikyu

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the dee

I started when I was about 16 - 17. Still on about 20 marlboro red a day. I quit for 3 days once....

That's depressing.

I'd quit but it's so difficult. Smoking is very enjoyable for me, but don't start!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Nope, smoking is ghey!

xzanti

Don't smoke, can't stand it...

AckwelFoley

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Nope, smoking is ghey!

Jst the incentive i needed to quit.

Thanks

Dave!

No I dont smoke. Have the odd one when at a party/night out/poker, but that's it.

Dudess

Snyper, you started bafflingly late all right. But my mate's nan started in her early 50s when she was widowed.

the dee

Dudess wrote: »

Snyper, you started bafflingly late all right. But my mate's nan started in her early 50s when she was widowed.

I was told I started late at 16! My brother started at 25 and a college friend at 21. I thought they were late starters!

AckwelFoley

yea, i know.. its stupid,,

But i went through a really tough year last year.

I suffer from Manic Depression, and my medication wasnt helping very much..

Some how ciggs were brought in.. dumb move :rolleyes:

Boggles

snyper wrote: »

yea, i know.. its stupid,,

But i went through a really tough year last year.

I suffer from Manic Depression, and my medication wasnt helping very much..

Some how ciggs were brought in.. dumb move :rolleyes:

So to summise, Ciggs are a cure for manic depression.

Is there anything those rolled babies can't do!

Nope

Durtyyyy habit

Babette08

I gave up three years ago with the help of a little book by Allen Carr Would highly recommend it!!

FunkZ

I've been smoking when I drink for the last few months, but nothing more than that. And I'd only drink once or twice a month.