limericks

missmaughan

can someone give me a limerick thats nice and easy and i need it fast thanxs every1

Dizzyblonde

About what?

boneless

There was a young lady from Clywdd
Who went for a swim in the nude
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And said 'you cant swim here, it's private'....

Dizzyblonde

There once was a slimmer named Steen

Who grew so phenominally lean

And flat, and compressed,

That his back touched his chest,

So that sideways he couldn't be seen.

Homer

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a sh1t
But think of the money I save".

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There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

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kev_s88

there was an old man called dave,
he dug a prostitute up from the grave,
she was moldy as sh!t
with only one tit,
but think of the money he saved



*i think my version is better

MarkR

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose *** was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a ****, I could **** it."