One for the lads only!! :)

nevaeh-2die-4

Boys, my mate got dumped by his gold digging girlfriend, he spent alot on her over the year abd she rarley ever put her hand in her pocket.
its just got me thinking as its the year 2008, all this paying for her type thing should be over (unless they return the favour) he is starting to go out with another girl, who at these early stages is a bit like the the old g/f demanding wanting gift etc.

just got me thinking : (its only a bot of fun, what men should do on the first this)

1-Dont arrive with flowers & milktray

2-Dont Open the doors to returants or taxis etc.

3-50/50 all the way.
(that includes, if u go 2 the balloon machine, tell her to have 2.50 on the table when u get back from the jon)

4-Always talk about sport.
6- check out any girls that pass, and if they have a nice bum & boobs say it
7- lastly, but most importanly, if u need to let a jack the ripper ask her 2 pull ur finger if she is hesitant - end the date imeadiley

if u get a call off her the next day she is a keeper

legs11

thats typical irish bitches, only intetested in money and presents and ****...

phfft

screw that. times are though! bring back a nice japanese woman and yer sorted.

FACT

Rb

Despite the title, women will still feel the need to post in this thread. It's bizarre.

FlutterinBantam

+1

and the bitches are clean AND tight.

Dun laoire

rb_ie wrote: »

Despite the title, women will still feel the need to post in this thread. It's bizarre.

Yeah but Legs11 could be a big fuk off butch hairy arsed laser beam. They count as men

Rb

If she's demanding/wanting gifts early on, dump her. Sure enough she can accept small gifts such as a meal out or something, but to actually be seeking such stuff is plain greedy and playing on the "men will pay for everything" BS. Ditch the greedy bitch.

Also, what guy arrives for a first date with flowers and a box of milktrays?

Hanley

May I suggest an amendment to number 2....

2. Don't open the doors to restaurants/taxis etc for her. Make her open them for you instead.

briantwin

Yeah it depends on the type of girl your going for. I had a g/f who was all i want i want i want. Even when i was out of work, the useless bitch couldn't get a job and i had to pay her rent for her and for her food. Then the only time she ever paid for anything for me, which was a night out (she gave me 50euro). She demanded i give her that 50euro back after we broke up. I was so f*ckin angry with her, but i should have seen the selfish streak earlier. :mad:

Its difficult i find to ask a girl to pay for her own drink or even worse buy you a drink after you've bought her one. Some do it without being asked, others sit there staring at an empty glass with a presumptive scowl on their faces.

Wominzzzzz!!!!

biko

Barefoot and pregnant.

GreenHell

lads lads, just chain her to the sink the minute you meet her, your on to a winner there..

TestTransmission

I went out with a girl a few years back when i was in college.
She wasnt a student and used to complain that i never spent any money on her..except when i was in the pub...go figure

July

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

1-Dont arrive with flowers & milktray

2-Dont Open the doors to returants or taxis etc.

3-50/50 all the way.
(that includes, if u go 2 the balloon machine, tell her to have 2.50 on the table when u get back from the jon)

4-Always talk about sport.
6- check out any girls that pass, and if they have a nice bum & boobs say it
7- lastly, but most importanly, if u need to let a jack the ripper ask her 2 pull ur finger if she is hesitant - end the date imeadiley

if u get a call off her the next day she is a keeper

Are you my boyfriend? Cos those are his rules! Hmmm, maybe I should 'up' the divaness, I think I'm missing out!

Edit: Oohh, riiiight, I get it now.. Those are first date rules. He was very well behaved at the start.

Sparky

I used to be a man

Baudelaire

rb_ie wrote: »

If she's demanding/wanting gifts early on, dump her. Sure enough she can accept small gifts such as a meal out or something, but to actually be seeking such stuff is plain greedy and playing on the "men will pay for everything" BS. Ditch the greedy bitch.

Also, what guy arrives for a first date with flowers and a box of milktrays?

Contrary to what you'd probably believe I (and I'm sure lot of girls on here) would agree with you, if she's activily seeking gifts so soon in the relationship then she is a greedy bitch, unless I was living with someone I'd expect to pay for everything 50/50 because it's only fair and if we were living together I'd just see our money as both of ours. To the OP maybe your friend has an attraction to girls like this, maybe you should have a talk with him because he may just be easily manipulted and some girls will take advantage of that.

Rb

July wrote: »

Are you my boyfriend? Cos those are his rules! Hmmm, maybe I should 'up' the divaness, I think I'm missing out!

Edit: Oohh, riiiight, I get it now.. Those are first date rules. He was very well behaved at the start.

Yes!I'm right again!

You silly women can't keep your noses out of anything.

Krieg

rb_ie wrote: »

Yes!I'm right again!

You silly women can't keep your noses out of anything.

RB wins!

Dudess

I don't have time for people bleeding others for every penny they're worth - irrespective of gender or relationship they have to the person in question.

Rb

Asbad wrote: »

RB wins!

Hurray!

Dudess wrote: »

I don't have time for people bleeding others for every penny they're worth - irrespective of gender or relationship they have to the person in question.

I know you can read properly...yet you still replied in a thread titled "One for the lads only"...hrmmm...

nesf

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

3-50/50 all the way.

I've never understood why you'd do it any differently if you're both earning similar money, which is fairly common these days tbh.

nesf

Dudess wrote: »

I can be "one of the lads"

Yeah but the operations are expensive and time consuming.

Dudess

I can be "one of the lads"

Damn Microwave and Time Machine guys - wrong forum, lads! :mad:

Dudess

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

2-Dont Open the doors to returants or taxis etc.

3-50/50 all the way.
(that includes, if u go 2 the balloon machine, tell her to have 2.50 on the table when u get back from the jon)

4-Always talk about sport.
6- check out any girls that pass, and if they have a nice bum & boobs say it
7- lastly, but most importanly, if u need to let a jack the ripper ask her 2 pull ur finger if she is hesitant - end the date imeadiley

if u get a call off her the next day she is a keeper

Roffle

Mossy Monk

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

Boys, my mate got dumped by his gold digging girlfriend, he spent alot on her over the year abd she rarley ever put her hand in her pocket.
its just got me thinking as its the year 2008, all this paying for her type thing should be over (unless they return the favour) he is starting to go out with another girl, who at these early stages is a bit like the the old g/f demanding wanting gift etc.

Your friend is an idiot.

July

rb_ie wrote: »

Yes!I'm right again!

You silly women can't keep your noses out of anything.

But, we agreed, twenty euro for me to make you look all knowledgeable! You said you wouldn't post an 'I told you so' message!

On topic, more fool the guys who put up with these scroungers of women.

Rb

July wrote: »

On topic, more fool the guys who put up with these scroungers of women.

On topic?!You mean, the topic aimed at men?!How about you run off to the ladies lounge to talk about tampons or whatever they do over there!

And I can't be bought

Dudess

Pffft... tampons! How antiquated.

It's all about menstrual cups these days.

Rb

Dudess wrote: »

Pffft... tampons! How antiquated.

It's all about menstrual cups these days.

Just googled it, and it certainly does seem to have it's advantages!

* Can be worn up to twelve hours before emptying. Manufacturers recommend that tampons and pads be worn for no more than eight hours.
* Contain no harmful substances (e.g. dioxin and bleach), unlike many commercial tampons and sanitary napkins.
* Compared to sanitary napkins
o Can be worn during sports such as swimming. Tampons can also be worn swimming, though they may wick water, become saturated, and then drip dilute bloody water. Menstrual cups are therefore more reliable menstrual protection for public swimming activities.
o Will not cause cystitis by transferring E. coli from the anus to the urethra or vagina, as long as proper hygiene is practiced.
o Will not cause the warm, damp conditions around the vulva that favor bacterial growth.
o Will not absorb the natural fluids present in the vagina, which can cause dryness.
* Compared to tampons
o Do not dry/scratch the vaginal walls or leave fibers behind.
o Do not interfere with the vagina's natural sloughing off of dead cells.
o Do not disrupt the vagina's natural acidity as bleached menstrual products do.
o Have never been linked to Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS).
o Can be inserted at any time of the month. This allows the user to practice inserting the cup or to insert the cup when they are expecting their period, instead of having to wait for it to begin.
o After urination, leaves no wet string behind.
* Longer-lasting
o Useful for travel, where access to tampons or sanitary napkins could be limited.
o Cost less than tampons or sanitary napkins, if expenses are added up over the long-term.
+ Some manufacturers, such as The Keeper and Instead, offer a money back guarantee.
* Manufacturing may be less harmful to the environment, as it does not use bleach, wood pulp, or other potentially environmentally damaging substances.
* Require very little storage room, making them ideal for packing in luggage or for those who have very limited living space.
* Menstrua tends to have less odor compared to tampons and pads.
* Allow the user to track the amount of menstrua by visually inspecting the contents of the cup.
* Can be used for a wider range of anatomical structures (ex. with tilted uterus).
* Are ideal for paramenopausal women or women on certain hormonal contraceptives who can have irregular spotting (light bleeding) during much of the month and for whom using tampons for such long durations is not possible because of dryness, irritation and health risks such as TSS.


*shudder*

Dudess

How dare you?!!

A period is a beautiful thing!*










*may not be true

Sir Oxman

[quote=briantwin;55149595]Yeah it depends on the type of girl your going for. I had a g/f who was all i want i want i want. Even when i was out of work, the useless bitch couldn't get a job and i had to pay her rent for her and for her food. Then the only time she ever paid for anything for me, which was a night out (she gave me 50euro). She demanded i give her that 50euro back after we broke up. I was so f*ckin angry with her, but i should have seen the selfish streak earlier. :mad:

Its difficult i find to ask a girl to pay for her own drink or even worse buy you a drink after you've bought her one. Some do it without being asked, others sit there staring at an empty glass with a presumptive scowl on their faces.

Wominzzzzz!!!![/quote]


Did you?
Your username is funny...if you did.

RoundyMooney

To fingerpaint is not a sin...

Jesus Wept

Dudess wrote: »

I can be "one of the lads"

Damn Microwave and Time Machine guys - wrong forum, lads! :mad:

Bah, we're getting the blame for everything lately, and we're not even a forum. (in this present time)

Pherekydes

rb_ie wrote: »

* Can be worn up to twelve hours before emptying.
* Contain no harmful substances
o Can be worn during sports such as swimming.
o Will not cause cystitis
o Will not cause the warm, damp conditions around the vulva that favor bacterial growth.
o Will not absorb the natural fluids present in the vagina, which can cause dryness.
o Do not dry/scratch the vaginal walls or leave fibers behind.
o Do not interfere with the vagina's natural sloughing off of dead cells.
o Do not disrupt the vagina's natural acidity as bleached menstrual products do.
o Have never been linked to Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS).
o Can be inserted at any time of the month.
o After urination, leaves no wet string behind.
* Longer-lasting
o Useful for travel, where access to tampons or sanitary napkins could be limited.
o Cost less than tampons or sanitary napkins, if expenses are added up over the long-term.
+ Some manufacturers, such as The Keeper and Instead, offer a money back guarantee.
* Manufacturing may be less harmful to the environment, as it does not use bleach, wood pulp, or other potentially environmentally damaging substances.
* Require very little storage room, making them ideal for packing in luggage or for those who have very limited living space.
* Menstrua tends to have less odor compared to tampons and pads.
* Allow the user to track the amount of menstrua by visually inspecting the contents of the cup.
* Can be used for a wider range of anatomical structures (ex. with tilted uterus).
* Are ideal for paramenopausal women or women on certain hormonal contraceptives who can have irregular spotting (light bleeding) during much of the month and for whom using tampons for such long durations is not possible because of dryness, irritation and health risks such as TSS.

Some great selling points there, for sure. But are they dishwasher safe?

Great thread, by the way. All men need to know this kind of stuff.

cock robin

With all those delicious Polish,Lithuanian,Russian,Latvian girls Irish women had better watch out. A few years from now the shoe will be on the other foot. European women are superior in every way and nasty grabbers like nevaeh-2die-4s mates girl will be exposed for the greedy cow's they are.

daauneal

How did a "one for the lads" thread end up on a discussion about cups? and not the double d kind either:mad:

mysterymeme123

Dudess wrote: »

How dare you?!!

A period is a beautiful thing!*










*may not be true

:D LOL

5starpool

I have learned new stuff in this thread that I had no desire to ever know

My innocence is ruined now.

MIN2511

No!!!!! I didn't even know until reading this and i am female....Why do men feel the need to know a woman’s body???? I don't need you counting my ovulating days and when i am expecting my next period! I don't even know my own cycle-couldn't be bothered!
Back to topic there are things i think a guy should do
• Always open doors-it’s nice
• Make sure she buys you a drink
A few more but I am hung-over so I can’t remember

Rb

MIN2511 wrote: »

No!!!!! I didn't even know until reading this and i am female....Why do men feel the need to know a woman’s body????

Why do women feel the need to post in a thread titled "One for the lads only" and that starts off by addressing the men on the forum???

MIN2511

rb_ie wrote: »

Why do women feel the need to post in a thread titled "One for the lads only" and that starts off by addressing the men on the forum???

Same way men like to post in the ladies lounge!

Rb

MIN2511 wrote: »

Same way men like to post in the ladies lounge!

Yes but originally women started posting in the Beer Guts and Receeding Hair forum. Also, the men posting there are probably gay.

Placebo

legs11 wrote: »

thats typical irish bitches, only intetested in money and presents and ****...

phfft

screw that. times are though! bring back a nice japanese woman and yer sorted.

FACT

LMFAOOOOOOO

Pherekydes

rb_ie wrote: »

Also, the men posting there are probably gay.

ROTFLMAO

funloving

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

Boys, my mate got dumped by his gold digging girlfriend, he spent alot on her over the year abd she rarley ever put her hand in her pocket.
its just got me thinking as its the year 2008, all this paying for her type thing should be over (unless they return the favour) he is starting to go out with another girl, who at these early stages is a bit like the the old g/f demanding wanting gift etc.

just got me thinking : (its only a bot of fun, what men should do on the first this)

1-Dont arrive with flowers & milktray

2-Dont Open the doors to returants or taxis etc.

3-50/50 all the way.
(that includes, if u go 2 the balloon machine, tell her to have 2.50 on the table when u get back from the jon)

4-Always talk about sport.
6- check out any girls that pass, and if they have a nice bum & boobs say it
7- lastly, but most importanly, if u need to let a jack the ripper ask her 2 pull ur finger if she is hesitant - end the date imeadiley

if u get a call off her the next day she is a keeper

I have no problems with paying for bf's drinks, food and so on and I do it sometimes.
Only a question for the OP...are you sure your friend isn't ok with paying?
Maybe it's only you who has a problem with this, not him.
When you're with a person you like/love you don't pay any attention to the money on him/her and you do things to make the other person happy..end of the story.

nevaeh-2die-4

funloving wrote: »

I have no problems with paying for bf's drinks, food and so on and I do it sometimes.
Only a question for the OP...are you sure your friend isn't ok with paying?
Maybe it's only you who has a problem with this, not him.
When you're with a person you like/love you don't pay any attention to the money on him/her and you do things to make the other person happy..end of the story.

So paying for drinks makes him happy, get a grip. (he is just a poor sucker who gets weak at the knees with the first sign of femal affection)

women shouldnt have a man paying for a drinks for them all night regardless if a man is stupid enough to do so.

have a bit of self pride.

Rob_l

People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do.

nevaeh-2die-4

By the way, this a guy only thread, i knew the girls would have to comment!!!

Rob_l

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

By the way, this a guy only thread, i knew the girls would have to comment!!!

No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs!:rolleyes:

funloving

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

So paying for drinks makes him happy, get a grip. (he is just a poor sucker who gets weak at the knees with the first sign of femal affection)

women shouldnt have a man paying for a drinks for them all night regardless if a man is stupid enough to do so.

have a bit of self pride.

I dont have any problem in spending money on my bf, I dont really care about money at all when we are today and we can pay 50/50 ,sometimes I pay dinner for both,sometimes he does..what's the problem?

I am not a user and he's not using me too.
I dont like when a girl uses a boy and makes him pay drinks etc all night but if he is your bf and you're not working there's nothing wrong with that becasue it can happen to him too to go out and I pay...

I have self pride,you've no idea....

~Rebel~

funloving wrote: »

I dont have any problem in spending money on my bf, I dont really care about money at all when we are today and we can pay 50/50 ,sometimes I pay dinner for both,sometimes he does..what's the problem?

I am not a user and he's not using me too.
I dont like when a girl uses a boy and makes him pay drinks etc all night but if he is your bf and you're not working there's nothing wrong with that becasue it can happen to him too to go out and I pay...

I have self pride,you've no idea....

you commented that maybe this guy was happy to be paying for everything and that theres nothing wrong with it and that maybe its the OP who has the problem. Thats what teh reply to you was in relation to, nothing to do with you or your bf id imagine, noone said you dont have self pride, it was said that someone who allows their bf to pay for everything would lack self pride.

Anyway, i friggin hate chicks who take whatever they can get. Myself and the good ladyfriend are pretty much 50/50 all the way, how it should be.

I think even if the guy is willing to pay for everything, its pathetic out of a girl to just sit back and let him.

Somewhat related story;
I live with a couple, the guy is the same age as me, 24, the girl is 30. He's 2 years off finishing a doctorate. In the kitchen the other day she actually said to me "oh i cant wait for him to finish so he can get great wages, buy us a house and i can give up work!". They've been going out for only 7 fcking months too! And as it is she only works about 15hours a week. I hate her so much.

connundrum

rb_ie wrote: »

Also, what guy arrives for a first date with flowers and a box of milktrays?

If moneh = everything in the relationship then it ain´t a relationship.

And all Irish wimmins are not the same.

And by treating every other woman with your suggested disdain, your mate will find himself quite alone.

funloving

~Rebel~ wrote: »

you commented that maybe this guy was happy to be paying for everything and that theres nothing wrong with it and that maybe its the OP who has the problem. Thats what teh reply to you was in relation to, nothing to do with you or your bf id imagine, noone said you dont have self pride, it was said that someone who allows their bf to pay for everything would lack self pride.

Anyway, i friggin hate chicks who take whatever they can get. Myself and the good ladyfriend are pretty much 50/50 all the way, how it should be.

I think even if the guy is willing to pay for everything, its pathetic out of a girl to just sit back and let him.

Somewhat related story;
I live with a couple, the guy is the same age as me, 24, the girl is 30. He's 2 years off finishing a doctorate. In the kitchen the other day she actually said to me "oh i cant wait for him to finish so he can get great wages, buy us a house and i can give up work!". They've been going out for only 7 fcking months too! And as it is she only works about 15hours a week. I hate her so much.

I only meant that for some lads is not a problem paying for their girl as long it's spontaneous and they don't feel used I think.
Sorry for my poor English tough, I hope you understood what I mean