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the old ones are the best

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  • 16-02-2008 1:08pm
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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Two Englishmen Father and Son, were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
    As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
    One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick Paddy is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irish Man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked 'What are you selling here ?
    One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'
    Without skipping a beat, the Man said, 'You're doing very well then... only two left!'

    How do you make a Swiss Roll
    Push him down a mountain.

    How do you make a Venetian blind?
    Poke him in the eye. (the old ones are the best)

    How do you make a Maltese Cross?
    Poke him in the eye.


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    Hagar
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    a curious Irish Man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked
    Ah the perils of cut and paste :D


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hagar wrote: »
    Ah the perils of cut and paste :D
    eh up 'e were rubbing 'tit in


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    How do you make a Swiss Roll
    Push him down a mountain.

    How do you make a Venetian blind?
    Poke him in the eye. (the old ones are the best)

    How do you make a Maltese Cross?
    Poke him in the eye.

    Shame on You Cap'n, not opening your Christmas Crackers until now


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