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The Pope

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  • 18-02-2008 6:07am
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    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,867 ✭✭✭✭


    Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, The pope occasionally
    felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one
    of these occasions.

    Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a
    picture of the holy seed flying through the air.
    "Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy
    the reputation of the Catholic Church.".

    "This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be
    financially secure for life."

    So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and
    after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two
    million dollars.

    The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera.
    He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera.
    That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it
    cost you?"

    Two million dollars" replied the Pope.

    "TWO MILLION DOLLARS!" said the housekeeper, "They must have seen
    you
    coming!!!!!"


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    Black Swan
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    Title: The Papal See(d)?


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