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Fairytale

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  • 18-02-2008 10:37am
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    Homer
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    Cinderella was getting ready for the ball, when her fairy godmother appeared with a warning: "If you are not home by midnight, your tampon will turn into a pumpkin."
    Cinderella proceeded to the ball, while her fairy godmother waited at home. Midnight arrived, but Cinderella did not. Then 1:00 came and Cinderella was still not home. Soon it was 2:00, then 3:00, then 4:00, and still no sign of Cinderella.
    Finally, around 4:30am, Cinderella waltzed through the door, grinning from ear to ear.
    Her fairy godmother exclaimed: "Doesn't that hurt? I've been worried sick about you!"
    Cinderella replied calmly: "Well ... it hurt at first, but then I met this guy Peter Peter!"


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    Mossin
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    LMAO...
    Took me a second there, but :D:D


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    Parsley
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    I...... don't get it.


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    Sam Vimes
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    Parsley wrote: »
    I...... don't get it.

    i believe he's referring to this peter
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Peter_Pumpkin_Eater


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    why was cinderella a bad footballer ?

    she kept running away from the ball



    why was cinderella a bad footballer ?

    she had a pumpkin as a coach


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    why was cinderella a bad footballer ?

    she kept running away from the ball



    why was cinderella a bad footballer ?

    she had a pumpkin as a coach

    you definitely need to stop opening them christmas crackers ;)


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