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  • 18-02-2008 11:34am
    #1
    ShayK1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭


    A Short Love Story


    A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
    other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    Trans-continental train.


    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
    were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she
    in the lower.


    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
    closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."


    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
    pretend that we're married."


    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.


    "Good," she replied. "Get your own fukkin' blanket."


    After a moment of silence, he farted.


    THE END


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