Leered at in the library

I was in my local library and ended up at a shelf where there's a table and chairs next to it. I was scanning the books when something caught my attention. I looked around and there's these two girls turning away and giggling. They basically were leering at me but didn't make much of an effort to hide it.

I gave an evil stare to one of them but she just bowed her head while smiling. I was kind of embarrassed and hurried off. I'm angry now as I go over it. I find what they were doing as intensely cowardly. I wouldn't get together with a bunch of mates and start leering at some poor girl on her own.

As I go over it now I wish I had hit one of them with a book....am I taking it too seriously?

smashey

They thought you were a book. Happens all the time.

stepbar

Were they hot?

no they were skanks.

muletide

Deleted User wrote: »

I was in my local library and ended up at a shelf where there's a table and chairs next to it. I was scanning the books when something caught my attention. I looked around and there's these two girls turning away and giggling. They basically were leering at me but didn't make much of an effort to hide it.

I gave an evil stare to one of them but she just bowed her head while smiling. I was kind of embarrassed and hurried off. I'm angry now as I go over it. I find what they were doing as intensely cowardly. I wouldn't get together with a bunch of mates and start leering at some poor girl on her own.

As I go over it now I wish I had hit one of them with a book....am I taking it too seriously?

WTF? Grow up you child. Someone looked at you and giggled who cares

stepbar

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no they were skanks.

That's ok so. Action justified

rubadub

Make sure your flute is in your pants next time.

2nd time it happens the judge won't be so gullible

mike65

I don't understand? Teenage girls were giggling? :eek: Well slap me sideways with a haddock and call me fishy. I never thought they did that.

Mike.

who said they were teenage?

mike65

So you were intimidated by 10 year olds or what?

Mike.

I'd say they were college going. And they were three of 'em at least

Gran Hermano

smashey wrote: »

They thought you were a book. Happens all the time.

stepbar wrote: »

Were they hot?

If they were hot they'd have thought he was a pop up book.

mike65

Skangery college age girls eh?

Mike.

Gran Hermano

Gran Hermano wrote: »

If they were hot they'd have thought he was a pop up book.

Hilarious :rolleyes:

Davei141

This thread is hilarious. OP are you alright after this terrible ordeal? i suggest PI were the people will be more understanding of your situation.

Kold

Limerick people go to libraries?

Kinetic^

Oh noes...........ze childers hurted ur feelings!!!! Call ze police!!!!!!!!!

dr.bollocko

OP u probably had your wee fella poking out the zipper in your pants. Next time I woudl suggest not reading FHM in the library. Gives a man needs. Needs that are against god.

seraphimvc

Deleted User wrote: »

I was in my local library and ended up at a shelf where there's a table and chairs next to it. I was scanning the books when something caught my attention. I looked around and there's these two girls turning away and giggling. They basically were leering at me but didn't make much of an effort to hide it.

I gave an evil stare to one of them but she just bowed her head while smiling. I was kind of embarrassed and hurried off. I'm angry now as I go over it. I find what they were doing as intensely cowardly. I wouldn't get together with a bunch of mates and start leering at some poor girl on her own.

As I go over it now I wish I had hit one of them with a book....am I taking it too seriously?

girl A pointing at girl B:
"we are just wondering why the hell do you look so alike to my fren's (girl DAD!!!''

p/s:is it just me or recently some threads in AH here should move to PI?

'Ol Jack Chance

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I'd say they were college going. And they were three of 'em at least, eyes like fire, hooks for hands, bloodstains on their teeth

so laugh back

'Ol

'Ol wrote:

so laugh back

Come on lads I was sexually harassed by a bunch of dirty skangers. kudos to ol' jack for the funniest reply so far.

jdivision

Maybe they weren't giggling cos they were leering. Maybe you just thought they were leering but they were thinking something else?

Gran Hermano

Deleted User wrote: »

Hilarious :rolleyes:

I apologise most profusely as I must have missed the severity of the
trauma you encountered in the library earlier. I feel your only
option is to launch a multi-pronged defense;
- call the gardai and make a formal complaint
- phone Joe Duffy and discuss your issue on the national airwaves
- contact your parish priest and see if a mass can be said in your name

(You may want to leave out the part about your 'evil stare' in case you
end up in trouble with the authorities )

'Ol Jack Chance

just start a fire its a library cmon ffs

jdivision

jdivision wrote: »

Maybe they weren't giggling cos they were leering. Maybe you just thought they were leering but they were thinking something else?

No.

Gran Hermano

Gran Hermano wrote: »

I apologise most profusely as I must have missed the severity of the
trauma you encountered in the library earlier. I feel your only
option is to launch a multi-pronged defense;
- call the gardai and make a formal complaint
- phone Joe Duffy and discuss your issue on the national airwaves
- contact your parish priest and see if a mass can be said in your name

(You may want to leave out the part about your 'evil stare' in case you
end up in trouble with the authorities )

Moderately more humorous...you're getting there, keep trying.

randylonghorn

Deleted User wrote: »

I was in my local library and ended up at a shelf where there's a table and chairs next to it. I was scanning the books when something caught my attention. I looked around and there's these two girls turning away and giggling. They basically were leering at me but didn't make much of an effort to hide it.

I gave an evil stare to one of them but she just bowed her head while smiling. I was kind of embarrassed and hurried off. I'm angry now as I go over it. I find what they were doing as intensely cowardly. I wouldn't get together with a bunch of mates and start leering at some poor girl on her own.

As I go over it now I wish I had hit one of them with a book....am I taking it too seriously?

I'm guessing you're taking the pish?

If not, for God's sake lighten up / grow a pair!

jdivision

randylonghorn wrote: »

/ grow a pair!

Maybe that's what they were giggling about;)

randylonghorn

randylonghorn wrote: »

I'm guessing you're taking the pish?

If not, for God's sake lighten up / grow a pair!

No they really were ****heads

Mweelrea

Don't worry about it,
Was it so bad that you needed to confide in the internet?
And seriously if you wanted proper answers AH really isn't the place.

mike65

You may have missed a good oppotunity to crack the gag about letting one of them help with your Longfellow. Ah well.

Mike.

Chinafoot

Jesus, try fecking working in a library populated by masses of these giggling messers every day.

You got off easy, OP.

randylonghorn

Deleted User wrote: »

No they really were ****heads

Even if they were, so what?

They were hardly going to tie you down and jump you in the middle of a library!

The day girls STOP looking at you, then you will have something to moan about ...

Creature

You should've sat down and started playing with yourself. Thats what I do when I want people to stop looking at me. Make sure you give them that dead eyed stare too.

Seriously though why didn't you just ask them what their problem was?

Ghost Train

wow, what were skangers doing in a library?

anyway as charlie brown said
"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."

Black Swan

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd say they were college going. And they were three of 'em at least

Maybe they were trying for a four-some?

Kintarō Hattori

Creature wrote: »

Seriously though why didn't you just ask them what their problem was?

Indeed OP, why get so bothered about it? The time to tackle the 'problem' was there and then. In fairness your only making yourself look foolish by complaining about the harassment you suffered.

Irish Wolf

Which library was it?

I could do with some sexual harassment.

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

Come on lads I was sexually harassed by a bunch of dirty skangers. kudos to ol' jack for the funniest reply so far.

No Sir, that is the funniest reply so far. Sexually harrassed? Who said they were laughing at you for a sexual reason?

FlutterinBantam

Degsy is the man to sort this out....


Degsy, over to you sir....

Black Swan

Maybe they wanted to "Check you out?"

tallaght01

I'd have been flattered.

I was having a wee in the jervis street jacks a few weeks ago. There was someone at every urinal, execpt the one second from the end. So, I stepped in and as I was undoing me zipper I thought the guy beside me was chekin out the other blokes mickeys (he was standing at the last urinal).

I just thought he was comparing sizes. Anyway, just as I started to wee, I noticed his hand was moving pretty fast. Panicked, I admit I had a look towards him.

He was having a tom hank!!!!

Looking down the row of urinals, cheking out all the blokes' knobs, and jacking off. i'd just started my stream. But I stopped it straight away, and legged it.

I wasn't flattered that time

And before 6th asks...no, I didn't report him.

Drift

tallaght01 wrote: »

And before 6th asks...no, I didn't report him.

6th is always up to that sort of carry on. Over in the paranormal forum he has his own seperate bathroom. No need to report him though .... gently fondle his buttocks and he'll be finished and on his way quicker than your stream is!

Caliden

holy **** you're a loser

Quality

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Degsy is the man to sort this out....


Degsy, over to you sir....

Yeah Degsy is your man,,,,

He works in a library and all the girls do be laughing at him alllllll the time....

Lockstep

Degsy was always run ragged chasing Matt the Jap around the place.


Writes good posts though.


You been to his library Quality?

Quality

Yeap I have been in there to see the book of kells....


The girls in the library do dare each other, They get one girl to go up and ask Degsy to get a book off the top shelf, Degsy gets the ladder out and climbs up to get the book...Little does he know that there is a gaggle of giggling girlies stand at the bottom of it checking out his bum!!;)

Lockstep

Quality wrote: »

Yeap I have been in there to see the book of kells....


The girls in the library do dare each other, They get one girl to go up and ask Degsy to get a book off the top shelf, Degsy gets the ladder out and climbs up to get the book...Little does he know that there is a gaggle of giggling girlies stand at the bottom of it checking out his bum!!;)

I never knew Degsy was such an object of desire to Dublin girls.

THe sly old fox.

okarm26

Deleted User wrote: »

I was in my local library and ended up at a shelf where there's a table and chairs next to it. I was scanning the books when something caught my attention. I looked around and there's these two girls turning away and giggling. They basically were leering at me but didn't make much of an effort to hide it.

I gave an evil stare to one of them but she just bowed her head while smiling. I was kind of embarrassed and hurried off. I'm angry now as I go over it. I find what they were doing as intensely cowardly. I wouldn't get together with a bunch of mates and start leering at some poor girl on her own.

As I go over it now I wish I had hit one of them with a book....am I taking it too seriously?

Dont bother usually replying to threads but after reading this i just have too ....

Dude ,all joking aside , ( I hope for your sake that this is a wind up ) you really need to get with it and grow a pair a balls .

..'sexual harrased..' ?? ffs.......haha.

Defenestrate

What book were you perusing at the time? Was it the Kamasutra?

Reku

tallaght01 wrote: »

I'd have been flattered.

I was having a wee in the jervis street jacks a few weeks ago. There was someone at every urinal, execpt the one second from the end. So, I stepped in and as I was undoing me zipper I thought the guy beside me was chekin out the other blokes mickeys (he was standing at the last urinal).

I just thought he was comparing sizes. Anyway, just as I started to wee, I noticed his hand was moving pretty fast. Panicked, I admit I had a look towards him.

He was having a tom hank!!!!

Looking down the row of urinals, cheking out all the blokes' knobs, and jacking off. i'd just started my stream. But I stopped it straight away, and legged it.

I wasn't flattered that time

And before 6th asks...no, I didn't report him.

More importantly:

Did you wash your hands?