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  • 19-02-2008 1:42am
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    rocky25
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    Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.

    The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
    "274," was his reply.

    The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn.
    What is three times three?"
    "Tuesday," replies the second man.

    The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn.
    What's three times three?"
    "Nine," says the third man.
    "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"






    "Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
    ______________________________________________________________
    An old man is sitting on a park bench crying.

    A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying.

    The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"

    The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"






    The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"


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