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Doctors office

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  • 19-02-2008 11:26am
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    folan
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    A receptionist is working in a busy doctors office, when an elderly man comes up to the desk.
    "I would like to see the doctor please" he says.
    "Have you an appointment?"
    "No."
    "Ok, it could be a while, what is your problem and I'll give you a position in line accordingly."
    "I have a problem with my penis."
    The receptionist is a bit taken back by his bluntness, and says
    "Sir, the office is full, there are women and children here, you should be more discrete!"
    "But it is a problem with my penis, you did ask!"
    "Yes, but sir, you could have said it was a problem with your ear or something like that, and then tell the doctor when you get into the surgery!"
    The man looks a bit annoyed, but decides its best to play along.
    "Ok, I have a problem with my ear."
    The receptionist smiles at her private victory, and asks
    "Very good, and what is the problem with your ear?"
    "Well, I'm having trouble pissing through it."





    Now, where did I leave that taxi number....


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