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  • 19-02-2008 12:09pm
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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    dead.jpg
    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away.
    The undertaker told the husband,
    "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."

    The man thought about it and told
    him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
    would spend only $150?"

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
    I just can't take that chance."


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Patmac told me to ask you if you have the number of the woman in that photo as he thinks she's hot ;)
    OliverDog asked me to ask you for the mans number.... ;);)


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    Oliverdog
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    Thanks Mick - I'm logging on hopefully every 15 minutes ....

    Do you think it's the joy of putting up the Christmas lights that's making them look so cheerful? It's certainly a stunning display.

    By the way, the joke's a good 'un. Stars awarded.


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