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mickrourke · 2008-02-19 21:02:57

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says, Well! That's great, that's really great, some arsehole's got my pen.

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19-02-2008 10:02pm

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mickrourke

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A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,

Well! That's great, that's really great,

some arsehole's got my pen.

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#2 19-02-2008 10:52pm
rocky25

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