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  • 19-02-2008 10:49pm
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    rocky25
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    A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the
    mirror.

    He asks, "What are you doing?"

    She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts
    of a 25 year old."

    The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

    She replies, "Frankly my dear, your name never came up."
    ___________________________________________________________

    While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students.

    "As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched”
    .
    He asked a student, “what would you do in a case like this?"

    "Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."


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