Nookie Green

Hagar

A man goes to confession "Father, it has been one month since my last Confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month".

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out And say three Hail Marys."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional.

"Father, it been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well, "sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary.

The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs lightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

The altar boy replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."

kev_s88

classic Hagar.

congrats on the 10000th post

fabsoul

good one

xzanti

Love it

Hagar

kev_s88 wrote: »

classic Hagar.

congrats on the 10000th post

Thanks Kev, I wonder how many stars I earned over the 10,000?

KamiKazi

probably 10,000 or so

Oliverdog

By my calculation, this makes an average of one star (Terrible) - I think he's worth 2 stars (Bad) out of pure respect.

mickrourke

Oliverdog wrote: »

I think he's worth 2 stars (Bad) out of pure respect.

and lets not forget fear, that horny helmet ain't just for show and he is mod of the military forum to boot.
Them stars are Generals stars methinks.
(Me, i'm just a rear admiral )