Suck My D*ck F*ck Face £0.00

Terry

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/staffordshire/7253002.stm

Restaurant sorry over F word bill
The rude bill
The message was printed in capital letters on the bill
A restaurant owner has apologised after diners had their very own F word experience - without Gordon Ramsay.

Ten friends found the abusive and sexually-explicit message on their bill at Joe Delucci's Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire.

Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service.

The party from Walsall had gone to the restaurant on Friday. Owner Nigel Langsdon has begun an investigation.

Ms Watkin said: "I couldn't believe it. The bill read 'fish cakes', which one of us had for a starter, and it was written right above it - absolutely disgusting language.


I think that the way that we've been spoken to is absolutely outrageous
Clare Watkin

"We actually booked the table for 8 o' clock in the evening, by the time they had taken our order it was quarter to nine and we didn't actually receive our food until quarter past 10."

She added: "I'd like a written apology from the restaurant and I'd also like some compensation.

"I think that the way that we've been spoken to is absolutely outrageous."

TV chef Gordon Ramsay's foul-mouthed diatribes on his Channel 4 show The F Word have given viewers an insight into the type of language often used in the restaurant kitchen.

Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt.

He said: "That shouldn't come out on the bill, so we've got to find out what's gone wrong there.

"But we have apologised unreservedly to the girls concerned and said that they're very welcome to come back and have a free meal and we'd like them to."

He has also offered to donate the bill for their meal to charity.

The cost of the meal came to £284.68, including a 10% service charge.

The reciept can be seen by clicking hte link.

smashey

And no spotted dick on the menu.

mayordenis

lol

Tabnabs

Terry wrote: »

He has also offered to donate the bill for their meal to charity.

The cost of the meal came to £284.68, including a 10% service charge.

I bet he did! GTF, I'd expect him to start adding zeros to the end of that bill before I became interested in talking reasonably!

Beerlao

i used to put prank messages in the scales/ticket printer in the deli counter where i once worked. so when someone put in the 3-digit code for say, Cashel Blue, they'd get something roooood

tallaght01

Terry wrote: »

.She added: "I'd like a written apology from the restaurant and I'd also like some compensation.

Compo???
Is she for real?

po0k

If your order hasn't been taken by 8:15, I'd be on the phone looking for somewhere else to eat.

themadchef

Love the bit where She's looking for compo!

Obviously very traumatised b the whole experience, poor thing :rolleyes:. a couple of weeks off work paid perhaps, to ease the stress of it all

Edit: If i was her i'd be glad the guy she pissed off was making up her bill and not her main course ;-)

Creature

Lol looking for compensation is a bit mad but I certainly wouldn't pay the bill.

Dave!

She added: "I'd like a written apology from the restaurant and I'd also like some compensation.

What a f*cking scumbag

phasers

fish cakes? eww

Jay P

Wow, that would take balls...:D

Overheal

Mmm.... succulent fish cakes....

Splinter

hahahahahaha... nice find

seamus

po0k wrote: »

If your order hasn't been taken by 8:15, I'd be on the phone looking for somewhere else to eat.

Indeed. And if the order was taken and I'd seen no food for an hour, I'd be gone.

More fool them for sticking around.

stevoman

lmfo

Earthhorse

Why would I want to suck your duck?

Maximilian

I dunno, at least they didn't charge for it.

Attol

Damn you! Now I'm starving. That was my fave restaurant in Lichfield when I lived there. Mmm... grilled chicken sammich

TwoShedsJackson

Some hippy had an aubergines and feta cheese starter so they deserve all the abuse they get, frankly.

DAEDULUS

who cares, what a waste of a thread

it was pretty funny, but to just paste a news article and make it a thread is a bit spammish no?

MooseJam

I'd be quite pleased with a free dinner

NotMe

MooseJam wrote: »

I'd be quite pleased with a free dinner

I agree. Any restaurant want to call me a f**k face and give me a free dinner I'd be all for it. It would have been much funnier if they had been charged for the insult.

Actually I would've found it hilarious if I was handed that bill. "Excuse me... I don't think we ordered a SUCK MY D**K F**K FACE!"

Slutmonkey57b

I loved that.

I wonder just how much the table deserved it that someone went to all that trouble.
I hope the bill was presented with a big smile and a thank you.

Mossy Monk

Money grabbing **** tbh.

Dennis the Stone

I think the restaurant owner should suck all of their d.icks to make amends

Ah yes. Sux My D1ck F1ck Face. I hear its all the range in Paris.

daisy123

Why order two half portions of wings? Why not just one and share?? Where's the love?

AckwelFoley

A convicted paedophile walked into the store i work in last week.

He was standing at the counter, i typed in a little message onto the computer for my work mate to see... referring to this sickos fondnes for prepubesent scrotum.

I think i did it to take my mind off my absolute anger i had towards him... either joke about it or remove his head with my boot.