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the moral to the story

old boy · 2008-02-20 20:21:40

a guy walking down the beach one day hungover and broke, sees an old brief case sticking out of the water, upon opening it out pops a genie, not your ordinary genie, nonscript character, pinstriped suit, pen in the top pocket, calculater in the hand, revenue id around his neck, now son he says you know the usual, 3 wishes…

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20-02-2008 9:21pm

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a guy walking down the beach one day hungover and broke, sees an old brief case sticking out of the water, upon opening it out pops a genie, not your ordinary genie, nonscript character, pinstriped suit, pen in the top pocket, calculater in the hand, revenue id around his neck, now son he says you know the usual, 3 wishes are yours, feck off says the guy, a tax man cannot be trusted, well says the tax man your sick and broke, so what are you to loose, the guy thinks and says, what have i got to loose, i wish to be the owner of a plush hotel in an island paradise, woosh he was, ok kid says the tax man next wish, i wish to be very wealthy, wish granted, ok kiddo says the tax man third and final go, you better make it a good one, i wish to be of use to the most beautiful women and that they would always need me, woosh he is turned into a tampon, the moral to the story is never trust the tax man there must be a string attached

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