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  • 21-02-2008 1:12pm
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    rocky25
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    An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar.
    A stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

    "No, not worth it!"

    "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "OK, 20?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "How about 10?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

    "Oh, the pills ARE worth it, my wife’s not."
    ___________________________________________________________
    Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said,

    "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?"

    The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours."
    So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"

    The next day they went to the mother one at a time.

    The mother said to the first nun,
    "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike."
    The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water.
    When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.

    The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?"
    The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!"
    The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."

    The third nun walked in and the mother said,
    "What unholy thing did you do?"
    The third nun said proudly,
    "I pissed in the holy water!"


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