Womanly duties

Popinjay

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it
took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada he bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Irish girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, car washed, laundry washed, beer cold and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

rocky25

I still can't see properly out of me right eye;)

gurramok

Another version of this doing the rounds

A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he
spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned
home
on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days?".....

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said,
"That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
little out of the corner of his left eye.