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Custer's Last Stand

rocky25 · 2008-02-22 23:10:14

The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts. Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting. An enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the water with a shining halo around its head. On the shores of the lake were…

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23-02-2008 12:10am

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rocky25

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The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.

Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting.

An enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center,
with a fish leaping from the water with a shining halo around its head.
On the shores of the lake were the most detailed pictures of Indians fornicating.

After gaping at the painting for some time, the enraged curator demanded to know what the theme was supposed to be.

The artist said, "You asked for a painting of Custer's last thoughts," he explained.

"That's it.

Custer was thinking,

'Holy mackerel, where did all those f~~king Indians come from?'"

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#2 23-02-2008 6:42pm
Popinjay

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Have some of these here pointy things. That one's genius.

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