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tulipandthistle wrote: »Stay on topic!! We were obviously talking about the guy who was selling the tickets not the actual ticket - sigh!..... Weren't we?
But do go Sueme. I don't understand the offside rule either - I am a girl after all....My friend sent me an email explaining it in female speak, I'll try to find it for you.
Mrs Thistle
Female Speak aka English.
Thanks Mrs T. You know, you don't have to sign which one you are, although your both barking, your posts are generally a little less so.
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tulipandthistle wrote: »I could just put Mrs....? I'm going to try and paste the "offside rule for girls"
THE OFFSIDE RULE EXPLAINED FOR GIRLS!!!! You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other girl!
Clear now? All set for Saturday then?
You, Mrs T, are a star!
See, clear as day now. Why can't men explain things properly...
Btw, would red highlights be too much??0 -
You, Mrs T, are a star!
See, clear as day now. Why can't men explain things properly...
Btw, would red highlights be too much??
Yeah, like it's simple, isn't it???!!!? Would the red highlights be on blonde hair? Coz that'll be perfect! Ticket selling guy will be astounded with your devotion. You'll pick a red that won't clash with my pink, won't you?
Can't wait till Saturday!!0 -
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From Sligo Post today:eek:
"Do you know Sligo Rovers fittest female fan?. The Sligo Post is launching the search for the Bit O Red fan that can bring a a Bit O Glamour to the Showgrounds. If you would like to get involved, or you think you know the perfect Roverette contact us at the Sligo Post" Any volunteers or nominations:p0 -
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garth-marenghi wrote: »From Sligo Post today:eek:
"Do you know Sligo Rovers fittest female fan?. The Sligo Post is launching the search for the Bit O Red fan that can bring a a Bit O Glamour to the Showgrounds. If you would like to get involved, or you think you know the perfect Roverette contact us at the Sligo Post" Any volunteers or nominations:p
Sueme! Here's your chance!! Garth, don't you know a few?
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garth-marenghi wrote: »From Sligo Post today:eek:
"Do you know Sligo Rovers fittest female fan?. The Sligo Post is launching the search for the Bit O Red fan that can bring a a Bit O Glamour to the Showgrounds. If you would like to get involved, or you think you know the perfect Roverette contact us at the Sligo Post" Any volunteers or nominations:p
ewwwwwww
Glamour Sligo Post Style? *retch*0 -
tulipandthistle wrote: »Sueme! Here's your chance!! Garth, don't you know a few?
This does indeed look like a sign from heaven. But there's one or two flaws.
1. I'm about 20 years too old for the Posts taste.
2. Even if I wasn't, I wouldn't be to the Posts taste.
3. The term "Roverette" makes me nauseous.
Now, if "Irelands Own" were running a similar competition, I may be in with a chance...0 -
You cant help yourself can you garth,. There you go opening up the hornets nest again and only a couple of days off the match and everything :mad:garth-marenghi wrote: »From Sligo Post today:eek:
"Do you know Sligo Rovers fittest female fan?. The Sligo Post is launching the search for the Bit O Red fan that can bring a a Bit O Glamour to the Showgrounds. If you would like to get involved, or you think you know the perfect Roverette contact us at the Sligo Post" Any volunteers or nominations:p
Glamour. Hey , Is this my chance to wear the wedding dress I bought in McElhinneys. Doh! :eek::D
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tulipandthistle wrote: »Sueme! Here's your chance!! Garth, don't you know a few?
I know a few that go but they are usually the girls from work that harrass me at the games:o:D and dont think they would be suitable;)0 -
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garth-marenghi wrote: »
Am afraid i would be ineligible too, under 'mature ultra' status.You cant help yourself can you garth,. There you go opening up the hornets nest again and only a couple of days off the match and everything :mad:
Stop trying to throw us off the scent tuppence, we all know you will be entering the competition
:D
Thats what they told me when I asked anyway. Doh!
Tiara goes back in cupboard again
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