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  • 25-02-2008 1:05pm
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    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭


    O.k Girls and Guys I could do with a bit of help here.

    Long story short, I have a friend who is getting Breast augmentation in the next few weeks. Now I personally think that she is daft as a brush for going ahead with it. She is an exceptionally pretty girl and just doesn't need it. Then again it is her body, Blah, Blah, Blah.

    Anyway what I need help with...
    She has asked me to name her new boobs.

    Now this girl is THE pinky, cutesy, fluffy, girly girl.
    So I don't think I'll get away with calling one "Yore," and the other "Ma"
    or anything like that, But chances are that whatever name is going to stick.

    Anybody got any ideas for good boob names?
    I've been thinking for days and I'm just about all out of ideas...


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    MattKid
    Registered Users Posts: 829 ✭✭✭MattKid


    Mary-Kate and Ashley (ok not original)


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    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Why would you name your boobies? Will "the twins" not suffice?


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    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    ben and jerrys

    but yes the 'ladies' or 'twins' should suffice! ;) also odd that shes asking you to name them, tell her to name them herself!


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    embee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    Mine are Thelma and Louise.


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    the GALL
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭the GALL


    seamus and freddie
    her two new drinkin buddies ha ha ha


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    the dee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭the dee


    My friend's boobs are named Midge and Bob. Why you need names for them I'll never understand...


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    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Me and the boys have always referred to them on women as "Monique and Unique" when talking in code.

    I've no idea why. I'm pretty sure it's a movie reference though.

    Answers on a postcard....


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    LadyJ
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    Mine used to be called John and Paul.....Do you have to rename them after you break up with the person who named them in the first place?


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    monkeyfudge
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    How about Moon Unit One and Moon Unit Two?


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    Rattlehead_ie
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    Starsky and Hutch :p


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    Drift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    LadyJ wrote: »
    Mine used to be called John and Paul.....

    Ah yes the age old tradition of naming your boobies after the church's forefathers. The bishop would be proud! :p:p

    You could rename them Bartholemew and Jude if you want to remain in the same vain. :D


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    LadyJ
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    Drift wrote: »
    Ah yes the age old tradition of naming your boobies after two of the apostles. The bishop would be proud! :p:p

    You could rename them Bartholemew and Jude if you want to remain in the same vain. :D

    Actually it was after two of our friends who were always together! :D


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    Drift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    LadyJ wrote: »
    Actually it was after two of our friends who were always together! :D

    So presumably you call your bra yoko then because it splits them up? :D


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    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Drift wrote: »
    So presumably you call your bra yoko then because it splits them up? :D

    Ha, great stuff! Will have to start using that!


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    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Little & Large? (Would probably have her asking for a refund on the work :D)


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    xtraa
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    how about dumb and dumber!


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    aye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭aye


    the dee wrote: »
    My friend's boobs are named Midge and Bob. Why you need names for them I'll never understand...

    that 70's show?


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    Lux23
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    I used to call mine Hank and Dale but ive forgotten which was which, got the names from that cartoon king of the hill or something like that.


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    irlrobins
    Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭irlrobins


    A good friend of mine call her's Bill and Ted. They've definitely had some excellent adventures....


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Titania and Boobarella


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    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Constable "allo, allo, allo!" and Constable "cor blimey!"


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    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    grown women actually give their tits names?


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    Nevyn
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    nomorebadtown wrote: »
    grown women actually give their tits names?


    This is news to me too.


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    If I named mine, I'd feel a right tit.













    And then a left one :)


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    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    How about Plastic and Fantastic?

    This would be alot easier if we had pics BTW


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    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    WindSock wrote: »
    If I named mine, I'd feel a right tit.













    And then a left one :)

    i worry about how much i laughed there...


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    Creamy Goodness
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    Property of Ned Flanders.


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    #29
    Papillon87
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭Papillon87


    My boyfriend refers to mine as Horan and Hayes :p:o:rolleyes:


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    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Think its more the lads name them...... Id go for tupaware tits myself, and just call her that and not just the fakies!


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,241 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Twin Peaks
    or Twin Peeks (if topless)


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