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  • 26-02-2008 1:02pm
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
    was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
    attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was
    quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
    circumcised and he was quite itchy.

    The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He
    was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about
    it. He did and returned to his class.

    Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She
    went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk
    with his 'private part' hanging out.

    'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he
    said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon,
    she'd come and pick me up from school.'


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