Footballer Fights

Jazzy

Was just reading the news about John Terry and Henk ten Cate apparantly getting into a bit of a bust up and it gave me an idea....

Out of all the footballers in the world, who would be:
A)- The Best in a fight
- The worst in a fight
C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?
D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

Players must be actively playing now for the first 3 categories

for me I must say:

A)- Sol Cambell. The man is insane and hes a big guy as well. he just seems like he would have no limits.

- Luis Garcia. Diminutive and small and falls down in a strong breeze. easy pickin's

C)- Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo. 2 very different styles. 1 is short and stocky and a head the ball scouser while the other has a good reach and lightning fast legs.

D)- Eric Cantona. Obvious choice really. We all know what he can do.


Keep it light hearted please

astrofool

Ben Thatcher, Michael Brown, Michael Ball free for all, throw Eboue in as it's getting heated.

Out of all the footballers in the world, who would be:
A)- The Best in a fight
- The worst in a fight
C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?
D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

A) Rooney used to box and he has the build for it

I dunno, lets just say Theo Walcott

C) Vinnie Jones vs Stig Tofting with Roy Keane as referee

D) Vinnie Jones or Stig Tofting or Duncan Ferguson

astrofool

astrofool wrote: »

Ben Thatcher, Michael Brown, Michael Ball free for all, throw Eboue in as it's getting heated.

Eboue would go down the second someone made contact with him, or even if they didnt he'd go down anyway.

Mr Alan

Zenden would kick all their arses, black belt in karate or judo or something if i'm not mistaken.

aodea

best fighter of all time has to be Edmundo for being a headcase.

best fight got to say peter schemichal vs ian wright although prob be one sided.

worst fighter graham le saux remember him and batty fighting when at blackburn.

would love to see ben tatcher fight pedro mendes.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Zenden would kick all their arses, black belt in karate or judo or something if i'm not mistaken.

I hope for his own sake its judo! Forgot about that actually yea Zenden for sure.

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

for sure.

rafa? is that you?

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

rafa? is that you?

No, Rafa says Foh sssssssshur - re with a rrrroll of the tongue on the r in "sure" and a silent r in "for"!

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

No, Rafa says Foh sssssssshur - re with a rrrroll of the tongue on the r in "sure" and a silent r in "for"!

is it wrong that that accent does arouse me a little?:eek:

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

is it wrong that that accent does arouse me a little?:eek:

:eek::eek:Is it the Spanish accent or Rafas accent that arouses you?!

ciaran76

Duncan Ferguson is the answer for A and D !;)

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

:eek::eek:Is it the Spanish accent or Rafas accent that arouses you?!

Both

chopperbyrne

I'd say the current best would be Gattuso.

Worst would be someone like Owen or anyone like him really.

Fight I'd like to see: Lua Lua Vs Nani

It'd be like Yoda fighting or something.

Greatest of all time: Chopper!

Loomis

A) Roy Keane
Robert Pires
C) Roy Keane and Ashley Cole - not for a contest. For sheer entertainment
D) Roy Keane

'Nuff said

estebancambias

A) Rio Ferdinand, he's like such a hard ass.

Stuart Downing

C) Materazzi vs Lugano

D) Keane.

Fratton Fred

I think Lauren Robert would be one of the softest around.

Jonathan Woodgate is a bit of a nutter, but the fight I would love to see is Christiano Ronaldo versus Vidic, just because Vidic looks like an eastern european gangster who would rip Ronaldos spleen out and eat it with a nice Chianti:D

ibh

Fratton Fred wrote: »

the fight I would love to see is Christiano Ronaldo versus Vidic, just because Vidic looks like an eastern european gangster who would rip Ronaldos spleen out and eat it with a nice Chianti:D

+1

KdjaCL

A Dunkin Disordley
B Juninho
C Geremi vs Dunkin
D Winner of above.


kdjac

pd101

Get Gallas wound up like he was at the weekend and let him fight some one. Or Jan Koller v Aaron Lennon. That would be interesting.

Mr Alan

almost feel perverted saying it, but i'd love to see Carragher and Gerrard in a fight to see who'd win

eddiehead

Didnt edgar davids once beat the bejaysus out of 2 muggers who attempted to rob his porsche? If so....
A & D , Edgar davids FTW
B Michael owen or Aaron lennon
C Roy Keane vs Robbie Savage

missingtime

Ye forgot Lehman, he'd start a fight with his reflection.

Mentalist!

patmac

Jazzy wrote: »

A)- Sol Cambell. The man is insane and hes a big guy as well. he just seems like he would have no limits.

Campbell wouldn't mentally be up for it.
Collymore would win any fight along as the opponent was female. As would Paul Gascoigne.

beer enigma

A)- Ron 'Chopper' Harris
- Glenn Hoddle
C)- Peter Crouch & Dennis Wise - for the laugh
D)- Ron 'Chopper' Harris

patmac

patmac wrote: »

Campbell wouldn't mentally be up for it.
Collymore would win any fight along as the opponent was female. As would Paul Gascoigne.

Haha ah Stan collymore. Does anyone else remember he got his @ss beaten in Dublin by Danny Grewcock (England and Bath rugby player who happens to be a proficient martial artist as well as being built like a tank and about 6"8) in Burger King on Grafton St!

~Rebel~

A)- The Best in a fight
- The worst in a fight
C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?
D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

A) Probably not the best technically but Carra would just never give up!
Robben without a shadow of a doubt!
C) Jan Kollar V Joey Barton - Size and power V sneaky little toerag.
D) Winner of Dunc V Keane V Jones V Chopper V Pearse - Fatal 5way match!

Jazzy

Deleted User wrote: »

Burger King on Grafton St!

ive had a fight in there too! won as well

DSB

2 words - IVICA MORNAR

PHB

A)- The Best in a fight

I think Vidic just because you can't knock him down. I remember one match where he was late tackled really badly, and the guy who did it went off injuried. Hilarious stuff. I think he'd be like Homer Simpson when he's a boxer, you could just keep punching but he wouldn't fall down. That said, the one person I wouldn't want to meet in a fight would be Rooney, who was a boxer until age 13 and had to give it up for football.

- The worst in a fight

I'm going with Luis Garcia

C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?

Keane and Vieira

D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

not sure

Mr Alan

didnt Vidic take a dive a few weeks back? little slap in the face and went down like a ton of bricks, something like that?

Luis Garcia eh?

Or as i like to call him the Conquerer of Keane

Call Me Jimmy

Worst in a fight: Luis Fabiano of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujU6C5Qd_Eo

missingtime

Mr Alan wrote: »

didnt Vidic take a dive a few weeks back? little slap in the face and went down like a ton of bricks, something like that?

Luis Garcia eh?

Or as i like to call him the Conquerer of Keane

Ha love that too.

You could also it was due to that injury that Keane was unable to play for Ireland and as such we didn't qualify.

A: Mascherano looks like a right scumbag, but I reckon Gerrard would take him
B: Chris Eagles......definitely, Chris Eagles
C: Gerrard -v- Carragher would be good, but I'd like to see Keano bate the shyte outta Stevie G
Keano


For those not in the know.....Chris Eagles:

Call Me Jimmy

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Worst in a fight: Luis Fabiano of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujU6C5Qd_Eo

Dunno who was worse, I guess at least Diogo managed to land one of those girly haymakers.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

didnt Vidic take a dive a few weeks back? little slap in the face and went down like a ton of bricks, something like that?

Luis Garcia eh?

Or as i like to call him the Conquerer of Keane

Ah here, do we realy need to get this "your players dive more than our players" sh*te going in EVERY thread in here?


U mean the time when Keane became the first footballer to take a broken metatarsal like a man!?!:D

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah here, do we realy need to get this "your players dive more than our players" sh*te going in EVERY thread in here?

LOL thats not wat it is at all Neil. Just pointing out that Vidic, i thought was pretty hard. Now i reckon i'd kick his serbian head in

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

LOL thats not wat it is at all Neil. Just pointing out that Vidic, i thought was pretty hard. Now i reckon i'd kick his serbian head in

Id pay to see that! Fitness levels might come into it though!! haha!

Mr Alan

I'd set Diane on him though so we both know i'd win!

Call Me Jimmy

Deleted User wrote: »

Dunno who was worse, I guess at least Diogo managed to land one of those girly haymakers.

Diogo only threw one at the start, the rest were just parries! Fabiono's were the girliest, most full circled attempts at slaps i've seen since primary school.

Call Me Jimmy

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Diogo only threw one at the start, the rest were just parries! Fabiono's were the girliest, most full circled attempts at slaps i've seen since primary school.

The first was a parry the rest were pathetic attempts at punches, just like EVERY one Fabiano threw. they should both be embarrassed. The fact that Fabiano stumbled twice after being hit too showed he has a tremendous chin! He shoudl go into boxing!

Mikeyt086

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Fight I'd like to see: Lua Lua Vs Nani

That already happened, its called Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, im sure you can pick it up in HMV or somewhere.

a) Rooney: stocky, quick, scouce.
b) Theo Walcott: He looks like hes about to cry all the time.
c) Adriano vs Julio Baptista: Big Brazilian Brawl.
d) John Fashanu... Come on.... He presented Gladiators!

Call Me Jimmy

Deleted User wrote: »

The first was a parry the rest were pathetic attempts at punches, just like EVERY one Fabiano threw. they should both be embarrassed. The fact that Fabiano stumbled twice after being hit too showed he has a tremendous chin! He shoudl go into boxing!

lol, I'm just imagining fabiano fighting in a ring against a real boxer. I know I know, anyone against a proper boxer would get raped but, just the visual of him throwing his shapes in Madison Square Garden is priceless.

Mr.Nice Guy

A)- The Best in a fight

I'm going with Graham Stack after this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXxChycLh3k

- The worst in a fight

Robbie Savage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbCuYuYlozA

C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?

Roy Keane and Alan Shearer

D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

Hard to say but I wouldn't want to cross the Leeds duo of Giles and Bremner from what I've learned about them, nor would I have liked to meet Keane or Cantona at their angriest moment.

Peyton Manning

Gotta love Adriano's trademark Double Punch KO (as seen first in this video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnn5YHmMh9g

An Citeog

PHB wrote: »

A)- The Best in a fight

I think Vidic just because you can't knock him down. I remember one match where he was late tackled really badly, and the guy who did it went off injuried. Hilarious stuff.

Is this the one you're talking about. This fella didn't go off injured but he certainly felt it!:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNe-VGsoaE8

eZe^

A. Yaya Toure
B. Adriano
C. Vieira vs Keane (Vieira would actually bury him into the ground)
D. Floyd Mayweather (he played 'soccer' as a kid!! =P)

Mikeyt086

Archimedes wrote: »

Gotta love Adriano's trademark Double Punch KO (as seen first in this video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnn5YHmMh9g

HADOUKEN!

vestanpance

topnutz wrote: »

Didnt edgar davids once beat the bejaysus out of 2 muggers who attempted to rob his porsche? If so....
A & D , Edgar davids FTW
B Michael owen or Aaron lennon
C Roy Keane vs Robbie Savage

Did him and Robbie Keane not have a fight during or after training when at Spurs and Keane knocked him out?

PHB

An Citeog wrote: »

Is this the one you're talking about. This fella didn't go off injured but he certainly felt it!:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNe-VGsoaE8

Yeh that one, thought he went off, that was so hilarious

eZe^

eZe^ wrote: »

A. Yaya Toure
B. Adriano
. Vieira vs Keane (Vieira would actually bury him into the ground)
D. Floyd Mayweather (he played 'soccer' as a kid!! =P)

How exactly have u come to that conclusion?!!! Keane has all the agro while Vieira is more passive when compared to Keane, and its not like Pat is like PBF Mayweather who has the skills to deal with that, he'd probably just fold mentally and give up like he did here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qV-QKpRNtU


Plus to the best of my knowledge Keane used to be a useful amateur boxer in his early teens. Plus Vieira looked like a sissy when he handballed in Anfield last week makin him lose!! :D