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A Couple Of Bar Jokes

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  • 27-02-2008 2:28am
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    rocky25
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    7 Shots of Vodka!


    Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka."

    The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that."

    The man says "Just pour them."

    The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk about it"?
    The man says "No!" and drinks the next 2 shots.

    The bartender says "Come on and tell me about it I've got a good ear, that's why a lot of people come here for, to tell their troubles."

    The man by then has finished the 7 shots and says "Ok, today was my first blowjob."

    The bartender says "Hey great, have another on the house."

    The man says "No, if 7 doesn't get the taste out, nothing will!"
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    Pocket Drinker

    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

    After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

    After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

    The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

    The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife...




    When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."


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