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  • 28-02-2008 3:52pm
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    rocky25
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    A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

    She had just started playing her first round of golf
    when she suffered a bee sting.

    Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
    to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

    Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
    Asked, 'Why are you back in so early?

    What's wrong?'

    'I was stung by a bee', she said.

    'Where', he asked.

    'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

    He nodded knowingly then said,





    “Your stance is too wide”.
    ___________________________________________________

    At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
    Since her new husband was so old, Jenny decided that after their
    Wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because
    she was concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself
    if they spent the entire night together.

    After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
    expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
    and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
    one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to
    sleep.

    After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
    it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny
    Consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses
    His bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

    She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back
    Again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more
    'action' and, once more they enjoy each other.

    But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am
    thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
    I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good
    once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

    Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
    here already?'

    The moral of the story:




    Don't be afraid of getting old; Dementia has its advantages.


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