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Hagar

A history professor and a psychology professor are sitting in the bar at a nudist colony.
History professor: “Have you read Marx?”
Psychology professor: “Yes. I think it’s from the wicker chairs.”







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mickrourke

Hagar wrote: »

A history professor and a psychology professor are sitting in the bar at a nudist colony.
History professor: “Have you read Marx?”
Psychology professor: “Yes. I think it’s from the wicker chairs.”







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That is way too highbrow for here
For that Sir, you deserves a right good drubbing
(although I actually liked it and will be laughing hysterically will administering said beating)

Hagar

I dunno, some days this place is a very tough audience.

I publish a great fart joke and I'm accused of schoolboy humour, then I publish something subtle and it's wasted.

What I need is a subtle fart joke... wanders off scratching head...

patmac

A history professor and a psychology professor are sitting in the bar at a nudist colony.
History professor farts and then says: “Have you read Marx?”
Psychology professor: “Yes. I think it’s from the wicker chairs, you smelly fecker.”

FYP

Mr Magnolia

I liked it.

/Applies stars.




*farts*

great unwashed

Can I make a list of favourites in here? Cos that's going to be one.

It reminds me of the one where the man goes to the doctor wearing nothing except underpants made from cling film and the doctor says, "I can see your nuts".

Hagar

A guy goes into the doctor
"Doctor can you give me something for wind?"
The doctor gave him a kite.

mickrourke

Man goes in to the doctor 'Doctor, I've a steering wheel stuck down the front of me pants'
Doctor replies 'Well how did that happen?'
'Don't know', replied the man 'but it's driving me nuts'

Did you hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit him like a glove

Badoomba boom chish!
'Thank you, thank you, I'm here all night'

It BeeMee

"Do you enjoy Kipling?"
"I don't know, I've never been Kipled"

Boxman

Ah Kipling - he wrote some exceedingly good poems.