Legend of the Mall Ninja

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Legend of the Mall Ninja

Now that's what I call Walter Mitty-ing. The whole thing is hilarious:

I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.

My “Black-Ops” history ensures that you will never know about the missions I accepted in my younger days, and Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later.

Manic Moran

I remember reading the original. The quoted "If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.” had me in stitches.

It is to be noted that a closely related entity is the Space Shuttle Door Gunner. Generally speaking, a Mall Ninja is a tacticool civilian. An SSDG is, or at least claims to be, military.

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uptherebels

for those of you who didnt read the whole article make sure to read the last post by specops(3rd from the end),its the best one.I mean I never knew that americas malls were so dangerous:D

Manic Moran

From the SHOT show in Vegas last month.

Every Mall Ninja's wet dream: A Machinegun you can fit in your back pocket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s&feature=bz302

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Manic Moran

I think he exists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s7w-zXuA0U

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AbusesToilets

I love it - If the rifle jams,**** it. Throw it!:D Brilliant.I think i'll have to change my approach to training

kowloon

Nobs like that are why my shotgun is restricted and I have to pay for a license for a 160yr old rifle, they give a bad name to everyone.
The comedy value offsets it a bit

Grizzly 45

The Russkies have beaten Magpul with a folding SMG to this by about 10 years.Not as tidy tho,but it exists.

kowloon

Grizzly 45 wrote: »

The Russkies have beaten Magpul with a folding SMG to this by about 10 years.Not as tidy tho,but it exists.

There's an older one that folds into a giant metal box type transistor radio with an aerial.
There's also those briefcase guns.

Seriously though, is there a market for these things or are they just attention grabbing "concept" gimmicks?

Manic Moran

Personal security details would be reasonable. If you want something a little more accurate than a pistol, without the big bulk of carrying a fold-up TMP or some such under your jacket.

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kowloon

The prices must be ridiculous given the numbers they would be producing for such as small market.

Bring back derringers. :pac:

concussion

kowloon wrote: »

The prices must be ridiculous given the numbers they would be producing for such as small market.

Bring back derringers. :pac:

MP5 K - fired from a briefcase.