Love in Shady Pines

Hagar

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will."

The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say yes or did she say no?" He couldnt remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. No even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didnt remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say Yes or did you say No?"

He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, Yes, yes I will and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldnt remember who had asked me."

Mr Magnolia

My ears pricked up when I noticed the thread title on the main page.

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mc nuggets

Very good Hagar

rocky25

So when are yis getting married Hagar

Hope we all invited:D

mickrourke

rocky25 wrote: »

So when are yis getting married Hagar

Hope we all invited:D

Jaysus, we're all giving hagar a bit of a bashing today.
first it was his jokes, then it's his age and now it's his senility.
We'd better go before he shakes his mod stick at us, I think OliverDog just tp'd his house!
Legger!

patmac

According to Wickpeidia he's been around a while all the same:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagar_%28Bible%29

rocky25

Halo Mr Hagar Sir,

Please disregard the above post that was posted not by me.

No No TuT Tut Tut.

One would never post such a post.






It was the little fecker sitting on me hand

mickrourke

rocky25 wrote: »

Halo Mr Hagar Sir,

Please disregard the above post that was posted not by me.

No No TuT Tut Tut.

One would never post such a post.
It was the little fecker sitting on me hand

Oh no, you're not getting out of it that easy, seeing as you were the one who came up with the flaming bag of **** on his doorstep.
Oh and seeing as we are all confessing, Patmac stuck a banana up your exhaust Hagar, I tried to stop him but these Westmeath men are stronger than normal men - must be all the angel dust.

rocky25

Me thinks Hagar is still asleep, lets wake him up

Oh Oh He’s waking up

Ah it’s alright, he’s only going he Jacks.

Jayus, he’s seen us

Legger Legger, here come’s the Hagar Feller

Hagar

The thread is far better than the jokes. :D:D

rocky25

Oh No He's on to us

MuuHaaHaaHaaHager

mickrourke

rocky25 wrote: »

Oh No He's on to us

MuuHaaHaaHaaHager

Jaysus, they could suck me dry any day
(except the one in the bottom left hand corner - don't like beard rash