WTF Top 10

Hagar

1. "What the f... was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

2. "Where did all these f...ing Indians come from?" -Custer

3. "Any f...ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein

4. "It does SO f...ing look like her!" -Picasso

5. "How the f... did you work that out?" -Pythagoras

6. "You want WHAT on the f...ing ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

7. "I don't suppose it's gonna f...ing rain." -Joan of Arc

8. "Scattered f...ing showers...my ass!" -Noah

9. "I need this parade like I need a f...ing hole in my head!" -JFK

10. "Aw, c'mon Monica, who the f... is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton

mickrourke

Hagar wrote: »

4. "It does SO f...ing look like her!" -Picasso

Thats my favourite, excellent stuff Hagar!
5 farts, er, I mean stars for you!

mc nuggets

The JFK one is brilliant Have some shiny pointy yokes

patmac

Brilliant stars for you.

Crumble Froo

seen that on a tshirt a while ago, regretting not buying it now

GLaDOS

Another one iv heard:
"Where the fcuks all the water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

5times

The Noah one's great.

patmac

There was one about Marc Bolan (ask your Ma or Hagar)
'Who put that f....ing tree there'

Hagar

Marc Bolan was great, I have all his albums, I never gave them back when he died.

mickrourke

'Thats not a real f*cking gun' - John Lennon

FrCrilly

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word f*ck. Of all the English words beginning with f, f*ck is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F*ck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. F*ck from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, f*ck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John f*cked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley was f*cked by John". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the f*cking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too f*cking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is f*cking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a f*ck". As part of a word: "abso-f*cking-lutely" or "in-f*cking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "f*ck the f*cking f*ckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word f*ck,as in these examples used as the following words;
- fraud: "I got f*cked"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really f*cked now"
- dismay: "Oh, f*ck it!"
- aggresion: "don't f*ck with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this f*cking question"
- inquery: "who the f*ck was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the f*ck is going on here"
- incompetence: "he's a f*ck-off!"
- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and f*ck yourself?"
- rejection: "You've more chance of being struck by f*cking lightning!"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:
F*CK YOU!

rocky25

Who the F... posted that F...ing post in this F...ing thread?

That F...er is going to be Royally F...ed, I'm F...ing banning that F...er for F...ing good.

Xavi6

FrCrilly wrote: »

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word f*ck. Of all the English words beginning with f, f*ck is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F*ck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. F*ck from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, f*ck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John f*cked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley was f*cked by John". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the f*cking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too f*cking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is f*cking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a f*ck". As part of a word: "abso-f*cking-lutely" or "in-f*cking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "f*ck the f*cking f*ckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word f*ck,as in these examples used as the following words;
- fraud: "I got f*cked"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really f*cked now"
- dismay: "Oh, f*ck it!"
- aggresion: "don't f*ck with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this f*cking question"
- inquery: "who the f*ck was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the f*ck is going on here"
- incompetence: "he's a f*ck-off!"
- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and f*ck yourself?"
- rejection: "You've more chance of being struck by f*cking lightning!"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:
F*CK YOU!

Ha I love that. It's called 'Usage of the word f*ck' I think. Got a great version of it on Limewire and used just play it over and over. Hilarious.

randylonghorn

patmac wrote: »

There was one about Marc Bolan (ask your Ma or Hagar)
'Who put that f....ing tree there'

Hagar's that old? :eek:

I thought he was only around 50 ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exl2xatBtGI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F5PA6BVPX4