The Pun appreciation thread!

Beanstalk

I was gonna post here last night but I held back cause I drank a little too much of the ol' tree sap and was feeling a little trunk....

Al_Fernz

The tree puns have really been overdone. Stop posting them - I'd be sycamore.

The Bollox

aaaagh! my hedge hurts!

If you're a professional gambler you should know how to hedge your bets..

Capt'n Midnight

she was only a poteen makers daughter, but he loved her still

She used to work in an office, but is now on the road selling paper & pens etc, the stationery business is moving in the right direction!

dak

Did everyone get the axe ? I pining away for puns !

Gordon

dak wrote: »

Did everyone get the axe ? I pining away for puns !

I think you've got to the root of the problelm. Oakay, let's keep going.

Sherifu

I hope everyone leaves this thread.

dak

Sherifu wrote: »

I hope everyone leaves this thread.

What ? Do you think were nuts!

Gordon

If you try to run away I'll cashew and drag you back. And we'll have less of those lurkers, those snoopers that keep pecan in and not posting, ok?

Beanstalk

There's a mental asylum deep in the Peruvian Jungle that is apparently full of monkey nuts...

(hmmm, i think i'll need to come up with better nut puns if i'm ever gonna conker this thread....)

Homer

I have to say I Almond enjoying myself listening to these little chestnuts you are coming up with :pac:

If I hear any more nut puns, I'll have to make a bolt for the door.

dak

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If I hear any more nut puns, I'll have to make a bolt for the door.

I've had it to the kernel with nuts. Its a hard one to crack but I'm of to Brazil !

Its shocking to think nuts backwards could stun you !

dak

Does anyone know what knot to do when you have no strings attached ?

Al_Fernz

dak wrote: »

Does anyone know what knot to do when you have no strings attached ?

What are you bringing knots up for? You're loopy. Ah these puns really drive me round the sheet bend.

Beanstalk

What are you bringing knots up for? You're loopy. Ah these puns really drive me round the sheet bend.

Hmm i'm gonna try and not get roped into this one...

dak

Al_Fernz wrote: »

What are you bringing knots up for? You're loopy. Ah these puns really drive me round the sheet bend.

I have knoting else to do ! I'm going to report you to my Granny ..I think knot!

Homer

No point starting a story with rope in it.. then leaving us all hanging?

dak

industria wrote: »

No point starting a story with rope in it.. then leaving us all hanging?

I'm just stringing you along but maybe we should skip this one !

The Bollox

knot this again *faceplant*

wasn't there a tv seriese a few years ago about overcrowded airports where the runway kept being blocked and preventing aircraft from arriving called "knots landing"

toosb

Deleted User wrote: »

wasn't there a tv seriese a few years ago about overcrowded airports where the runway kept being blocked and preventing aircraft from arriving called "knots landing"

It's plane to see that you like a pun.

patmac

Deleted User wrote: »

wasn't there a tv seriese a few years ago about overcrowded airports where the runway kept being blocked and preventing aircraft from arriving called "knots landing"

I'm going to runway from this thread now it's plane silly.

toosb

patmac wrote: »

I'm going to runway from this thread now it's plane silly.

That's a shame, it's ready to take off.

Homer

some might say it nosedived and crashed and burned long ago...

toosb

industria wrote: »

some might say it nosedived and crashed and burned long ago...

Boeing Boeing Gone.

The Bollox

I will require everyones A-10tion for a moment. if these puns gon't stop I MiG get very annoyed

Homer

Piper down ther fokker