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The Pun appreciation thread!

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    #392
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    To get a wig, bald men have tou-pee a lot of money!


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    #393
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    Did anybody hear about the wig shop robbery last night? Police have been called and are combing the area for clues...

    A case of hair today , gone tomorrow ! To Baldley go where no man has gone before !


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    #394
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    At first I hated my haircut, but now it's growing on me. When I saw my first strands of gray hair, I thought I'd dye.


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    #395
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    industria wrote: »
    At first I hated my haircut, but now it's growing on me. When I saw my first strands of gray hair, I thought I'd dye.

    I don't think you should raise a hair issue in Public ! Its a bit on the fringe !


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    #396
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    A balding man and his hair are soon parted.


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    #397
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    We should cut out these hair puns - perm-anently. That would shave us from any further embarrasment. So who agrees to that being the next step, before the thread gets lock-ed.


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    #398
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Things are getting a bit hairy around here, must be careful to avoid a permanent ban.


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    #399
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    Yeah don't want to wave goodbye just yet... be a bit premature!


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    #400
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I'm trying to think of another topic, gimme a little while so I can mullet over


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    #401
    toosb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭toosb


    The Bollox wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of another topic, gimme a little while so I can mullet over

    What a hair-brained idea.


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    #402
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    Yeah so many perm-atations... so little time!


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    #403
    toosb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭toosb


    I don't see the ap-point-ment to all of this?


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    #404
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    afro fcuk sake lads, I mean comb on, mousse you all resort to these damn hair puns.


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    #405
    Beanstalk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    Help! My cat is sick, I think she needs a hairball remedy....


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    #406
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr-sons.


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    #407
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    industria wrote: »
    When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr-sons.

    Sometimes its hard to tuna into some of these puns but then hey Pesto I twiddle my Whiskas and I no I no Cod. Just an old pollock !! I ain't pasta it yet !


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    #408
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    Maybe you're just getting your lines tangled there dak?

    I'm not taking the bait on that one...

    Something fishy going on I reckon! :p


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    #409
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    industria wrote: »
    Maybe you're just getting your lines tangled there dak?

    I'm not taking the bait on that one...

    Something fishy going on I reckon! :p


    You Cod say that but I don't want to carp on!


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    #410
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    lads, lads, this isn't the thyme or the plaice


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    #411
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    No, no don't stop now.. You have me hooked!

    This thread is full of great puns.. Let's fillet with some more!


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    #412
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    The Bollox wrote: »
    lads, lads, this isn't the thyme or the plaice

    I Sea What you mean ! Think its about time to go on the batter ! Beshop on me bike !


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    #413
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    these fish puns are giving me a haddock!


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    #414
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    Yeah feeling a bit sea-sick myself.. Don't want to start getting crabby!


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    #415
    Pen1987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    Ah stop... stop will ye... sure Ive crabs on my willy.



















    FAILZ!


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    #416
    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    industria wrote: »
    I'm not taking the bait on that one...

    I wish I could say the same. I fell for it , hook, line and sinker. I should'a known it was just a red herring.


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    #417
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Thrill wrote: »
    I wish I could say the same. I fell for it , hook, line and sinker. I should'a known it was just a red herring.

    I'm sure you had a whale of a time ! No Floundering on this thread! Man this thread is alive ........its got sole! Roe Roe Roe your boat .

    Weather Newsflash : Long range weather forecasters predict that global warming is no more and that we will all have a Great White Christmas !


    Return of James Bond : Rumour has it the Prawn Connery is returning to do a rerun of Octopussy! Nicole Squidman or Shirley Bassey are in line for leading ladies. If they refuse Kylie Minnow said she is availible. Cod Stewart said he wasn't interested as he was "Sailing" !

    Arrrrrrrrhh me hearties : Buoys and Gills !


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    #418
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    If we start having an argument over the weather.. It'll soon blow over!
    But it may cloud our judgement?
    Some people may start feeling under the weather... So lets do some brain storming and stay fair weather friends eh?


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    #419
    Beanstalk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    industria wrote: »
    Some people may start feeling under the weather... So lets do some brain storming and stay fair weather friends eh?

    I'm not sure weather or not that's a good idea....

    What does God target nasty clouds with?
    A Rain Bow...


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    #420
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    Beanstalk wrote: »
    I'm not sure weather or not that's a good idea....

    Hey don't argue with me.. I might have to break both your arms AND your both your legs..

    Then you'd have to order four casts :D


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    #421
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    industria wrote: »
    Hey don't argue with me.. I might have to break both your arms AND your both your legs..

    Then you'd have to order four casts :D

    Snow Good making threats ! You'll be in jail quick as lightning to Thunderous applause . This inot a Wind up !


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